(Photo by Eric Ita | SpyOnVegas.com)

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO. Great. Now we need to scrub our eyeballs out with bleach and steel wool.

By Jason Scavone

Geez, Tera, if you needed a little help with that, you could’ve called us, you know? (Photos by Scott Harrison)

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Tera Patrick has to expand her empire of porn and its related subsidiaries. You wouldn’t ask Caroll Shelby to stop building Mustangs, would you?

Patrick showed off her new Mistress Couture line last night at VooDoo Lounge inside Rio to the delight of fashion aficionados, pornography enthusiasts and garden-variety horndogs (no shame in being the rank-and-file, kids). Now you finally have something to get your grandma for her birthday.

By Jason Scavone

Finding this image marked the first time anyone has searched for pictures of Tera Patrick WITH clothes.

It’s the event so big it needed its own stripper poles — the Official Tera Patrick Lingerie Party (as opposed to all those knock-off Tera Patrick lingerie parties) — tonight at the Rio’s VooDoo Lounge.

Patrick will be showing off items from her Mistress Couture line with the help of additional dancers/models prowling the club. Doors open at 10 p.m., and the line on the balcony to oggle go-go dancers will form sometime around 10:15.

By Jason Scavone