Drink yourself that many Turkeys.

Mist at Treasure Island tonight is offering complimentary shots of Wild Turkey American Honey liqueur. No, there won’t be any leftovers. Although we do support your efforts to try to make a bourbon sandwich. The mayonnaise might be a bit much, though.

• Ghostbar at the Palms does Soundbar featuring Alix Alvarez and Mr. V.
• LAX inside Luxor has DJ Riz.
• Caramel at Bellagio holds Fashion Forward.
• Wasted Space does Wasted Wednesdays, featuring Beauty Wars with Justin Hoffman.
• Diablo’s Cantina at Monte Carlo has the Wednesday Hoedown with Double Wide at 9 p.m.
• Lavo at Palazzo does Label Junkie with DJ Crooked.
• Revolution Lounge at The Mirage holds Rocket Wednesdays.
• McFadden’s inside the Rio holds Garage Days.
• Luxor’s CatHouse presents Vanity Wednesday at 1 a.m.
• Godskitchen is at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel with Richard Vission, Miss Nine and Scot Project.
• The SpyOnVegas.com Open Bar is at Rok Vegas inside New York-New York for Jive Turkey 2.
• PT’s (10075 S. Eastern Ave) does a Big Lebowski party. If you go, remember it’s not ‘Nam. There are rules.
• It’s a pair of Latin nights with Azucar at Red Room (3101 W. Sahara Ave.) and Tropical at Club Aruba (1215 Las Vegas Blvd.) featuring DJ Muneco.
• Beauty Bar (517 Fremont St.) holds a Shade Tree benefit featuring H.O.T.S., Dopamine Flux, Mayan Kings and Cloth & Canvas.
• Bunkhouse (124 S. 11th St.) holds Rhythm and Rhymes.
• AJ’s Tavern (3650 S. Decatur Blvd.) does karaoke with Frankie Almost at 9 p.m.
• Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) has DJ Beelzebozo.
• Cheyenne Saloon (3103 N. Rancho Drive) has Shelli & The Firecrackers at 9 p.m.

For the complete bourbon sandwich recipe, send your listings to tips-at-dailyfiasco.com.

By Jason Scavone

Nice cans. (Photo by Melissa Reese | SpyOnVegas.com)

It’s simple. Bring a canned good to Mist inside Treasure Island, get a free drink. And don’t go with that creamed corn crap, either. Get the good stuff. Go get a nice big can of that cranberry sauce that stays perfectly in the can shape when you pop it out. That’s a big old, can-shaped pile of delicious right there. It all gets going at 5 p.m. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

Trust us, she was pretty hot back in the day.

The awesomeness of Dia de los Muertos should be self-evident: It’s the only holiday that requires sugar skulls. Take that, Columbus Day. Not to be lost in all the Halloween stuff going on, there are a few Muertos parties going down to give you that excuse you always wanted to dress up as a skeleton mariachi.

Jeremey Jackson hosts at Christian Audigier inside Treasure Island, home of skull-and-rose bedecked accessories, on Saturday. The matchup was inevitable. Sunday will see Dos Caminos at Palazzo and T&T at Luxor each do their thing on Sunday, which is the actual Day of the Dead.

Dos Caminos brings in DJ Carlos Sanchez, Rico DeLargo, Cauye Woody, the Mayan Kings and a late-night set from DJ Reach, starting at 9 p.m. During the day, though, T&T is doing a brunch from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. with music from Mariachi Tapatio and DJ Ernan. They’ll also be doing a $500 costume contest if you missed your chance to haul in the big loot Friday night.

By Jason Scavone

AnnaLynne McCord is just glad none of the raging gusts of flame hit her hair. (Photos by Ethan Miller)

90210’s AnnaLynne McCord joined the cast of Sirens of TI for the fifth anniversary celebration, taking the lead as head Siren, Sin. It’s basically the kind of job that only months of production on 90210 can prepare you for.

After the show, McCord hosted at Christian Audigier the Nightclub where she danced with castmembers during the night. If they wanted to give it that full-on Sirens feel, they would’ve had the anniversary cake explode in a giant ball of fire, but sadly, it was just a plain, boring cake. They really need to consult us in the planning stages of these things.

By Jason Scavone

Explosions! Sequined underthings! Celebrities!

Annalynne McCord of 90210 joins the cast of Sirens for an 11:30 p.m. performance at Treasure Island before going on to host at Audigier. Just be grateful they got this idea now instead of in ‘95 when Jason Priestly would’ve been swinging around a pirate ship singing songs about life in the British Navy. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

Combining our two favorite things: Piracy and sluttiness.

As Sirens of TI prepares to celebrate its fifth anniversary Saturday with a party hosted by 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord, a new sign was unveiled this morning that finally replaces the old one for the original Treasure Island pirate show — going to Siren’s Cove Boulevard from Buccaneer Boulevard. You remember: That was the show that featured pirates vs. the British Navy instead of pirates vs. improbably Bedazzled witch-sailors.

By Jason Scavone

Didn’t think you could wish any harder for both of them to get hit by a brick, did you? (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)

The Hills’ Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday Saturday with lunch at Dos Caminos inside Palazzo, followed by dinner at Social House and then a night of hosting at Christian Audigier the Nightclub at Treasure Island. No she, didn’t get that big bag of comeuppance you’ve been hoping for.

Montag got on the turntable with DJ CyberKid before the crowd serenaded her with a hip-hop rendition of “Happy Birthday.” The couple took off around 2:30 a.m. to go be insufferable somewhere else.

Over at Pure inside Caesars Palace, Aries Spears did a set where he impersonated Jay Z, Snoop Dogg, LL Cool J and DMX freestyling. Yes, before you ask, he’s totally Britney’s cousin. You heard it here first. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

And here we thought children were safe from pure evil at Disneyland. (Via myspace.com/heidimontag)

Dear God, The Hills is still going, huh? Well, another one of them is hosting a night at a Vegas club this evening as Audigier at Treasure Island brings in Heidi Montag to celebrate her birthday. Will she bring Spencer? Will they totally have another fight at Palazzo that was probably completely staged? Only time and the note-making script doctors at MTV can tell. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

(Photo by Jessica Blair | SpyOnVegas.com)

From Volume 2 of Ken Burns’ forthcoming PBS documentary Terrifying Moments in American Boobs.

By Jason Scavone

Tara Reid and friends are still hoping the Coen Brothers call about getting her in another movie.

After the kickoff of Christian Audigier’s When I Move You Move trade show yesterday, the designer conveniently had a nightclub of his own to retire to when the work was done. Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics, working with Audigier on the Rock Fabulous line, put in a concert at the Treasure Island Pool.

He and Audigier then sat on the patio, while Nicky Hilton and Tara Reid sat inside. Hilton spent some time with Jeff Beacher, who we hope was sincerely pitching the fashion designer on a line of clothes for little people.

By Jason Scavone