It’ll look more or less like this.

The Bank is putting on its third annual Easter egg hunt, handing out $5,000 in the process. Which is as good a way as any to work off your ham-and-chocolate-rabbit-induced coma. We’d go, but we’re going to too busy having like our ninth pound of ham for the day. We regret nothing.

Clubs

• The Bank: Third Annual Easter Egg Hunt, $5,000. 10:30 p.m.
• XS: Dave Fogg, Kris Nilsson. 10 p.m.
• Lavo: Erik D-Lux. 10 p.m.
• Ghostbar: Ghostbar Sundays with Kevin Brown and Brandon Kent. 10 p.m.
• Revolution: Closet Sundays. 10 p.m.
  

  Comedy

• Improv: John Caponera, Katsy Chappell, Kenny Kane. $29.05, $44.95, 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.
• LA Comedy Club at Cabo Wabo : Marc Patrick. 9 p.m., $20.
• Brad Garrett’s Comedy Room: Butch Bradley, Drew Thomas. $42.90-$64.90, 8 p.m.
• Crown Theater: Comedy in the King’s Room featuring Wheels Parise.9 p.m., $39.50.
  

  Music

• The Joint : Romeo Santos. 8 p.m., $59.50.
• Hard Rock Cafe : Whitechapel, Miss May I, After the Burial, The Plot in You, Structures. 5 p.m., $18.
• The Orleans: Viva Las Vegas: Mac Curtis, Lee Dresser, Ugly Valley Boys, the Calvanes, Si Cranstoun, Los Shimmy Shakers, Scotty Tecce, Hula Girls, Gino & The Lone Gunman, Nick Curran.
  

  Bars

• Double Down: Pistofficer. 10 p.m..
• Bond: DJ Supra. 10 p.m. to 3 a.m..
• Beauty Bar: Sunday Skoolin! 10 p.m.
• Artifice: Black and White Sundays. 10 p.m.

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(Photo by Roman Mendez | SpyOnVegas.com)

You start the night with two bachelorette party girls in bunny ears, and before 1 a.m. this is how it ends up.

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Jeremy Piven, or Doug Benson?

Joining the grand panthon of actors-turned-drummers like … uh … Fred MacMurray once sat in for Gene Krupa, right? We’ll just go ahead and pretend that happened. Regardless, Jeremy Piven channeled his inner Neal Peart at The Bank Saturday night with the rest of Bad Decisions, his band that includes Todd Morse, touring rhythm guitarist of The Offspring, and a Jaco Caraco who plays for Miley Cyrus (Keith Richards and Jimmy Page were unavailable).

The band hit the stage around 1:30 a.m. to do a seven-song set, including The White Stripes’ “Seven Nation Army,” Tom Petty’s “Last Dance” and more covers from The Kinks, Sublime and Bob Marley. Piven’s hair plugs did not, however, get their own drum solo.

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Back in the good old natural hair days.

Jeremy Piven, whose calendar suddenly became wide open with the ending of Entourage and his pitch for Very Bad Things 2: Zombie Revenge going absolutely nowhere, is at The Bank tonight with Bad Decisions, the band he’s in with Offspring’s Todd Morse, Lifehouse’s Bryce Soderberg, Jaco Caraco of Miley Cyrus’ band and Alex Mercier. The band, in which Piven plays drums, was last seen in town at House of Blues after the Pacquiao/Marquez fight for Pac-Man’s official afterparty. Click for more words and pictures »

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(Photo by Amit Dadlaney | SpyOnVegas.com)

We suppose the good news is that at least all five fingers are visible here.

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Hurrah for models! (Photos by Denise Truscello)

The second night of the Sports Illustrated model invasion went down last night at The Bank, with Jessica Gomes, ARiel Meredith, Genvieve Morton and Michelle Vawer. And where hot chicks go, Mario Lopez seems to follow. He was there with fiance Courtney Mazza. Also in the club was Bruno Mars. Which, really, smart move on his part after you’ve established yourself as a sensitive crooner prone to goofy hats. May as well take as full advantage of that image while you can.

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Not the body part we would’ve chosen to have swimsuit models imprint in cement but, whatever. (Photo by Denise Truscello)

Model frenzy continues in full effect tonight at The Bank, when the Sports Illustrated minxes continue their jiggly rampage all about town. We know they do this thing every year with bringing the girls to town just in time for the release of the magazine, but shouldn’t they consider bringing them back in July when it’s actually swimsuit weather? February is ruining it for all of us. Click for more words and pictures »

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We can think of worse ways to spend 10 years. (Photo by Josh Metz | SpyOnVegas.com)

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Both a server, and sexy. The contest basically selects itself.

Why would you want to wait until Election Day to get in on some sweet, sweet voting action? The SpyOnVegas.com Sexiest Server contest kicks off anew tonight with a launch party at The Bank. You can get a good look at who you’ll be mingling with beforehand, though, because voting is already open. Click for more words and pictures »

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Stay tuned for the further adventures of “Macaulay Culkin Lookalike Stares at Sarah Hyland’s Rack.” (Photos by Denise Truscello)

Sarah Hyland of Modern Family was at The Bank Saturday night to celebrate her 21st along with boyfriend Matt Prokop and a crew of 10. She kept to champagne and tequila, but she did it without Ed O’Neill. What’s the point of even being on Modern Family if you’re not going to hang out with Ed O’Neill.

Also there Saturday night was Jesse Williams of Grey’s Anatomy, a show that started in 2005 when Hyland was 15. We bet that made Willaims feel good.

By Jason Scavone