Seven sheets to the wind.

Tara Reid was in Blush at Wynn Las Vegas celebrating the end of MAGIC and the launch of her Mantra line along with her boyfriend and others. The group killed a bottle of Goose in an hour and was — ahem — assisted out of the club by her beau.

By Jason Scavone

Future Dream Warrior.

Tara Reid was at Studio 54 inside MGM Grand Friday night doing what Tara does best (no, not suffer a wardrobe malfunction).

Bunny Lebowski herself was helping start up the early hype on her movie, Land of Canaan at the club, in which, as we may have mentioned, she co-stars with Freddy Kreuger (Robert Englund) and the Beaver (Jerry Mathers.) Sorry. We just can’t get over how mind-blowingly awesome that is.

She moved from 54 to Tabu later in the evening, fueled by vodka and Red Bull. Rumors that she’s being forced to stay awake all night lest Englund haunt her in her sleep are unconfirmed.

By Jason Scavone

Coming 2010: Freddy vs. Jason vs. Tara.

Noted Sergei Federov ex-girlfriend Tara Reid (What? You don’t identify people based on their relationship to Russian hockey players?) will be strutting down the red carpet at MGM Grand’s Studio 54 Saturday night.

Reid will be on hand to start the hype on her new flick, Land of Canaan, which HOLY CRAP co-stars Freddy Kreuger and The Beaver. Were three people ever less likely to share the same screen than Robert Englund, Jerry Mathers and Tara Reid? Unless maybe it’s Nicholas Cage, John Travolta and dignity.

Land of Canaan is a Blair Witch-y sounding horror flick based on the supposedly haunted Goldfield Hotel about 190 miles northwest of Vegas, just south of Tonopah. The film is scheduled for an October release. Tara is scheduled for a midnight run outside 54.

By Jason Scavone