This is making us channel our inner Beavis. Sadly, our inner Beavis manifests as an outer Beavis. FIRE! FIRE!

Thai joint Satay (3900 Paradis Road) is bringing a little slice of Thailand to Fourth of July weekend with its version of the Full Moon Party Sunday night at 10 p.m. We swear it has nothing to do with Twilight. No, seriously, we promise.

The shindig in Southeast Asia is held on the Haad Rin beach where every month on the full moon, 20,000 to 30,000 revelers celebrate being able to see kind of OK at night for a couple days. Naturally, this means the Vegas auxiliary will offer free hooch to girls in bikinis until midnight. By whatever means necessary in our unending dedication to the bikini. Mixtress Ginger and fire dancers Nytronix will be there to, provide entertainment and, hopefully, not set you on fire.

By Jason Scavone