Oh, hey there scarring childhood memories. How ya doin’?
We all know you’re going to go like a lunatic this Memorial Day Weekend, so why not ease into it with something chill. Something relaxing. Something with the Fratellis? Bagatelle Beach starts its Dive-In Movies series tonight with The Goonies, a late ’80s staple that led us to a lifetime of both hunting for pirate treasure and instinctively befriending circus freaks. Locals are free and food trucks will be there by 7 p.m. Click for more words and pictures »
Andy Warhol: For when single Elvis just won’t do.
Commonwealth and The Act are teaming up tonight to channel the spirit (and possibly soup) of Andy Warhol. Jerome LOL spins, Absolute cocktails are served gratis from 9-10 p.m. and a rooftop performance kicks off at 11 p.m. You won’t have to get a silver bowl cut to get in, though. Soup optional. Click for more words and pictures »
Scream for him, Long Beach. (Photo by Josh Metz | SPYONvegas.com)
DJ Dijital spins for Lavo’s All/Night Tuesday this evening. Why, during the course of the day when all of Twitter was freaking out about the dude who invented gifs saying (WRONG, WRONG, WRONGLY) it was pronounced “jif”, did no one ask Dijital? Seems he’s in a position to opine on matters of hard-g/soft-g. Click for more words and pictures »
So moody. (Photo by Danny Mahoney)
Or favorite DJ on Twitter, Diplo, returns Mad Decent Monday to XS tonight. It’s the only place where you’re going to find wisdom like “Ladies! Remember to clean ur bellybutton.. I jus cleaned mine it was dirty. Nobody wants a dirty belly button” and notable follow-up “Also next girl to give me a hickey is gettin bodyslammed this isn’t 8th grade.” That’s news you can use if you find yourself in Diplo’s suite around 6 a.m. Click for more words and pictures »
We could listen to him say “Oh, Jesus” on his podcast for like 10 straight hours.
Bill Burr kicks off the first of two nights in the Aces of Comedy series a the Mirage tonight (10 p.m., $54). We talked to Burr for Seven Questions in Vegas Seven last week, where among other things, he took a stand on the Yankees trying to play nice with the Red Sox in the wake of the Marathon bombings. And we couldn’t agree more: Let’s just get back to hating each other. Click for more words and pictures »
Not sure if Yellowcard or time-traveling Eminem.
Up tonight for Set Your Life to Music at the Boulevard Pool: Florida pop-punkers Yellowcard ($20, 8 p.m.) that for some reason is named after soccer penalties. Come on, we expect way weirder out of Florida. Like, you know, Cannibal Corpse. Or Assuck. Click for more words and pictures »
Omarion and Omarion’s immaculately manicured facial hair, shortly before naptime.
LAX is kicking it low and slow tonight with former Teen Choice Award winner Omarion, for all your slow-jamming needs. We assume you have lots of those. Like maybe you were just hanging around practicing dance moves in an all-white suit and you needed an appropriate soundtrack. Click for more words and pictures »
GBDC After Dark: The place you can find these guys. (Photo by Toby Acuna | SPYONvegas.com)
Moon does another edition of Ghostbar Dayclub After Dark tonight, because you don’t want to have to wait until fall to break another pinata at a nightclub. And also because you can’t actually go to GBDC because you’re literally a vampire. Sorry about that, Blacula. Click for more words and pictures »
Pay attention, or we’ll never get those numbers into a Fibonacci sequence. (Photo by Teddy Fujimoto | SPYONvegas.com)
It’s Monday, which means several girls will be at Gallery vying for a big check in this week’s edition of Perfect 12. You know, in case you can’t wait all the way until Friday and Hot 100 for your chance to see a bunch of ladies get together and try to out-hot one another. Click for more words and pictures »
Fashion! (Photo by Amit Dadlaney | SPYONvegas.com)
Steakhouse full of contempt for the rules of capitalization SHe launches Fabrik Fridays–because fuck your accepted English spelling, that’s why–with fashion shows running at 7, 9 and 11 p.m. along the runway that snakes through the dining room. For the inaugural event, local boutique R+D Hipster Emporium provides the designs and DJ Vixen spins. Click for more words and pictures »