Rock of Love 2 champeen Ambre Lake hosted at Jet inside The Mirage Friday night. We’re not sure if she’ll turn up on Rock of Love 3 (Working title: Brett Michaels and the Amazing Technicolor Skank Bus) or the inevitable I Love Money 2 but we’re pretty sure Lake’s VH1 days aren’t completely behind her just yet.
In competing Hey-Didn’t-You-Used-To-Be-On-TV news, Montel Williams played poker at the Hard Rock Hotel’s new room on Friday night. Say what you want about Montel, but at least he never banged one of the girls from Vixen.
So her Halloween costume is “hooker hanging around the set of Red Dawn waiting for Sheen to take a break?” (via myspace.com)
Rock of Love 2 winner Ambre Lake, the girl Bret Michaels still isn’t over, hosts at Jet inside The Mirage tonight. We know what you’re thinking: “Aren’t her 15 minutes up yet?” Look, when you make the kind of splash in the public eye that only true love between the host of a local, syndicated television show and the frontman of an ’80s glam metal band can, your 15 minutes are never up.
Plastic surgery disaster Angelique Morgan, the skankariffic disgust-o-bot we all came to know, love, and then become abjectly horrified by on Rock of Love 2, will be signing autographs tonight at Puff (1030 E. Flamingo Road) during a performance by local rockers Slyther at 8 p.m.
Slyther will be joined by The Rapist, Gypsy Dreamer, Greedy Gretchen and Zeusophobia. Wait, is that Therapist, or The Rapist?
Put a gun to our head and we’d be forced to admit that yes, we’d watch a spinoff starring Catherine.
Rock of Love 2 castoff Catherine Brown was at Dos Caminos inside The Palazzo last night. Sitting with an unidentified male, Catherine had salmon while he went with enchiladas. Look, we know he’s no Brett Michaels, but we know for a fact that Ron Keel was in town last night too. We’re not suggesting he was the guy she was with, but, if she was just roaming the country looking for former hair metal singers to hook up with, he would’ve been a thoroughly awesome choice.
Why is there smoke coming out of the back of that van? Why does the biker gang keep following that kid around? How come no one ever sings about taking a stand anymore? Since when did it become uncool for both guitar players and the bassist to headbang in unison? When is someone going to bring that back? Was that g-man in the video a robot, or did he just get electrocuted through the power of rock? These are some of the questions that the awesomeness of Keel makes you ponder.
More frighteningly similar to someone your mom knows than an old-fashioned rock skank.
Ambre Lake, who won Rock of Love 2 with her crotch-flashin’ ways, hosts Jet at The Mirage tonight along with final four contestant Jessica Kinni. The two are expected to spend 70 percent of the night saying catty things about runner-up Daisy before devolving into an argument about whether “Talk Dirty to Me” is a better song than “Nothin’ but a Good Time.”
How could anyone say no to the Ukranian Love Tank? (Photo by Erik Kabik | Additional photo by Scott Harrison)
After going and making a liar of us with their tantalizing announcement about Rock of Love 2 also-rans at Jet inside The Mirage Friday night, it turns out Ambre won after all. You mean reality TV production companies were screwing with people? What next, that Easter basket we got a couple of weeks ago was hidden by our mom? Thanks for shattering all our illusions, life.
It’s alright, though. Inna, Angelique and Peyton were on hand to knock back the Belvedere, Patron and Moet. Meanwhile, over across town at Sunset Station’s Club Madrid on Saturday was Bret Michaels himself. We’re going to go ahead and guess he did “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” at some point during his set.
Joe Louis came out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, he was 76 years old.
Last night at the Playboy Club inside The Palms, Rock of Love 2 castoff Catherine Brown was seen hanging around with a bunch of blondes (apparently, this is a prerequisite of living the Playboy lifestyle).
She was spotted drinking Perrier, smoking cigarettes and frequently running to the bathroom. Sure, if she were 20 years younger, it’d be easy to crack wise about doing blow in the bathroom stalls, but given her advanced age, we’re sure the truth is tied in to much sadder realities concerning the ravages of time.
If only she had said she was pushing 40 from the get-go, we’re sure everything would have been fine.
We admit that we have an unhealthy relationship with Rock of Love 2, for reasons that are beyond our explanation. That’s why we were excited to see in an e-mail blast to anyone who has subscribed to the mailing list, it was noted that this Friday at Jet inside The Mirage:
Fresh off their stint on VH1’s Rock of Love 2, join Ambre, Frenchy, Inna and Payton, as they host JET Nightclub’s Friday night party. Heartbroken after receiving televised rejection, this beautiful quartet is sure to be on the rebound and should have no problem finding some love at the hottest nightclub on The Strip.
So, in a twist that should surprise no one, Daisy is the winner as Bret Michaels chose the girl with the bigger … personality. Yeah, we’re going to go with personality. Unless of course the rumors of a Kristy Jo comeback are valid. But regardless, congratulations, Daisy. You join the ranks of Tailor Made, Jes, Tango, those couple of broads from Flavor of Love and the shellshocked girl who can’t believe she waded through an entire season of That’s Amore as the future contestants on VH1’s Former Celebreality Hookups Looking For Love — Again.
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