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Sure, Natalie’s friends thought this would be a funny picture to take — until an ill-timed belly-flop from a guy who wasn’t paying attention led to the birth of Natalie’s son nine months later.

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The one on the left has leg warmers, the one on the right has a fanny pack and headband. There was a Hall & Oates concert this weekend at The Joint.

All this ’80s nostalgia needs to stop before Emmanuel Lewis starts hanging around. Once he shows up, you’ll never be able to get rid of him, either.

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Bukkake Sundays at the pool have been going over well, but the shampoo bills are a bitch.

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Hooray! Schoolgirls!

The Hills bottom feeder Brody Jenner was at Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab on Sunday, where he shared a cabana with Reggie Bush, who’s dating Kim Kardashian, who’s stepfather is Bruce Jenner, whose son is Brody, who was in Tremors with Kevin Bacon. We’re now too exhausted by doing that math to continue caring about the Kardashian-Jenner-Industrial Complex. Actor Shemar Moore and singer Tyrese were also spotted poolside.

Jenner later made his way to Body English for Sunday School, where he bought 10 bottles of Dom Perignon. Recently defeated UFC fighter Quinton “Rampage” Jackson also spent some time in the club. SpyOnVegas.com has all the Sunday School pics here, and the Rehab pics here.

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We’re pretty sure those things are only rated for 35 psi. Just taking a quick look, we’d have to guess they’ve been overinflated to about 48 or 50. You’ve got to be careful; you could blow out a tread that way.

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Shannon Leto delivered a performance Sunday at Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab with DJ Second Sun for a crowd that included brother and bandmate, Jared. The younger Leto turned away female fans and pointing them to his stage-bound sibling. That’s a close family right there. We know brothers who wouldn’t even spot each other cab fare, let alone point a bunch of admiring girls in the opposite direction.

Later, the Letos hit up Body English, moving from the VIP balcony to a table downstairs so their friends could be closer to the action. Also in the club, Ashanti celebrated the release of her new CD with her momager and seven friends drinking Ciroc vodka. The singer called pal Floyd Mayweather who came over bearing gifts: Seven bottles of Perrier Jouet champagne and a magnum of Patron. This is why it pays to keep Floyd Mayweather on speed-dial. At least give him a ring before you decide to call your deadbeat friend who drinks all the beer in your fridge without ever bringing so much as a 12-pack of High Life over despite all the hints you dropped last weekend before you finally gave up and handed him a 10-spot to go on a beer run.

Saturday night saw Robert Kardashian Jr. at Body English with girlfriend Adrienne Bailon.

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Insert your own “Kellen Winslow loves playing tight end” joke here please. (Photo by Erik Kabik. Additional photos by Kabik and courtesy.)

Sunday saw another huge spike in the Las Vegas professional athlete population with Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel pool and The Bank at Bellagio carving up the day and the night.

Rehab set an attendance record, breaking the Memorial Day and Labor Day marks from last year with a roster that included what seems like half the NFL: Kellen Winslow, Terrell Owens, Brady Quinn, Javon Walker, Khalif Barnes, Kirk Morrison, Jeremy Newberry, Alex Smith, Reuben Droughns of your Super Bowl champion New York Giants, Champ Bailey, Lawyer Milloy, Sedrick Ellis, Braylon Edwards, Shawne Merriman and Randy Moss. Boxer Floyd Mayweather dropped in, chatting on two cell phones at the same time. The Miami Heat’s Shawn Marion was there, too, representing just so David Stern wouldn’t feel left out.

Actors Jason Statham and Chris Mulkey, actress Gabrielle Union, Playboy model Patrycja Mikula and porn star Sophia Rossi rounded out the non-athlete contingent, although we hear Champ Bailey was considering forcing Statham to learn to play outside linebacker if he wanted to keep hanging out. Playing a 45-minute poolside set was Sugar Ray. No, we didn’t know they were still together either, and yes, we also have that “Every Morning” song stuck in our head, too. Click for more words and pictures »

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The second-greatest Taye of them all. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Taye Diggs spent Sunday at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel pool along with boxer Zab Judah before bouncing up to Body English, where Grandmaster Flash was spinning. Shar Jackson was also there. No word on whether Diggs helped Jackson get her groove back.

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Afterwards, everyone pretty much agreed it was the best train robbery they’d been a part of.

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No fewer than 14 of the people in this photo are thinking about peeing in the pool. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

The Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab is putting its own spin on Mother’s Day with MILF Mayhem, where ladies get in free and hot moms are promised a special surprise. We’re pretty sure that surprise is macaroni art from their adoring children. Are you a huge disappointment to your mother? There are other things going on today. Click for more words and pictures »

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