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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist or hang out at Rehab or spend too much money on beard dye.

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Straight from the Hall of Sleeveless Justice. Nice effort from Headband/Sticker Man.

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The Situation looks a lot different when the cameras are off.

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If you just can’t stand the interminable wait of a cab ride all the way to the Hard Rock to get your hands on proprietary cups and hazy memories of drinking in the sun, there is now a Rehab kiosk — done up to look like a cabana — at McCarran Airport at the C Gate.

Finally, you’ll be able to bring something to your friends back home who want the experience of cramming so tight into a pool that there’s hardly room for water, but just can’t afford a Southwest ticket to Vegas. Everyone’s a winner, unless those pictures of who you hooked up with at Rehab make it to Facebook.

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Maybe we’re old fashioned, but back in our day, when we talking about feeding a girl the ol’ pickle, we didn’t mean literally feeding a girl a pickle.

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Fine. But those boas had better match their flip-flops or there will be some Project: Runway-style hell to pay.

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It’s official: Angel Management Group has taken over the Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab. This is the third move AMG has made this summer in the daylife sector — first they secured DayDream at M Resort, then they just grabbed Moorea Beach Club at Mandalay Bay and now Rehab. Those jewels are added to a crown that already has Wet Republic at MGM Grand, making Angel now the biggest player in pool parties.

“Angel Management Group is very excited to begin working with such world renowned brands as the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and Rehab,” Angel CEO Neil Moffitt said in a statement. “We look forward to a successful partnership with the Hard Rock team.”

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Jason Giambi may or may not be giving free shockers in honor of Sitch’s b-day. (Photo by Scott Berry)

Of all the 50 states, New Jersey is certainly the … Jersiest. We suppose you can’t argue it’s uniquely American. So, in the spirit of Americana, The Situation hosts at Rehab today to celebrate both his birthday, and America’s. But really, aren’t they one in the same? Click for more words and pictures »

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Everything went downhill once the Lollipop Guild started subscribing to cable. Mini Marilyn Manson, Mini DMX and Mini Jersey Shore must fight over the remote all the time.

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Delicious, delicious Dom cake. (Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Mad Murdock: Master of disguise. Templeton Peck: Wooer of ladies. Hannibal Smith: Crafter of plans. Rampage Jackson: Lover of cake.

UFC fighter and latter-day B.A. Baracus in the new A-Team movie, Jackson celebrated his 32nd birthday at Vanity inside the Hard Rock Hotel Saturday night, with Dana White and fighter Keith Jardine coming to pay their respects.

On Sunday, Jackson had a daybed at Rehab where Ryan Cabrera and Evan Ross were also seen. Cake? Daybeds? This isn’t the B.A. Baracus we all know and love. We bet this is the part of the movie where he inexplicably found Ghandi and wouldn’t wear his mohawk. Somebody better flatten his van, pronto, so we can watch him flip out on his next opponent.

By Jason Scavone