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Um. Well. At least the Inglourious Basterds Fan Club didn’t hold their meeting on Monday? We guess? Look, couldn’t they just have gone as Eli Roth this week?

By Jason Scavone

Your last chance to see guys in a penguin suit poolside for the year. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Today is the season finale for Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel. Sadly, that means summer is drawing to a close. It always hurts to say good-bye to the implants for the season, but the good news is you can gorge yourself on early Halloween candy without having to worry about how you’re going to look in a swimsuit next weekend. It also wraps up the 944 Four Year Anniversary with the SKAM Artist Takeover featuring Eric Cubeechee, Eric D-Lux, DJ Five, DJ Preto One and DJ Vice. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

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You know when Julia’s mom back home in Iowa is like, “So, honey, do you have any pictures of that new boyfriend of yours?” it’s like the most awkward, 45-second silence of Julia’s life.

By Jason Scavone

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It’s like Rehab is daring the cops to come back. Allowing furries in public is a crime, right? It should be.

By Jason Scavone

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Can’t see any problems here. Really, if you can’t believe a cooch-adjacent tat, what can you believe?

By Jason Scavone

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According to the Las Vegas Sun, eight people were arrested at the Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab, with seven getting popped for drugs and one for soliciting prostitution. It was just more than a month ago that arrests led to the Sapphire Pool being converted to a tops-only joint for the remainder of the season. So the pools are in trouble, and Business License Director Jacqueline Holloway said she wants to make an example of Prive so other clubs fall in line.

Now that we’re on the third incident in about six weeks, do other venues start to take notice, or should we just start a pool on who’s the next to feel the full fury of a Metro crackdown? And how would that work — do you get separate odds for the pools or do you throw them in there with everyone else? This is why we never got into bookmaking.

In the meantime, they had Rihanna there on Sunday to hang out with Fabolous while T-Pain was performing.

The Hard Rock Hotel issued the following statement:

“Hard Rock Hotel & Casino fully supports Metro’s efforts to target illicit activities at resort pool venues throughout the Las Vegas Valley. We have a zero tolerance policy regarding these alleged activities. It is unfortunate that of the nearly 6,000 people who enjoyed themselves during the course of the day at Rehab, eight individuals engaged in conduct that resulted in their being arrested. Hard Rock has worked with Metro in the past to develop security procedures for our pool party and will continue to fully cooperate with Metro going forward.”

By Jason Scavone

T-Pain made The Crow cry. (Photos by Scott Harrison | Retna)

Have you ever heard the sound of the waves gently lapping the shores? Yeah? Have you ever heard it autotuned? Well, T-Pain is hosting at Rehab today, so this is as good a shot as you’ll ever have. We’re pretty sure T-Pain won’t be going in the water while he’s here, though. There’s no way the Big Ass Chain doesn’t drag him to the bottom like the anchor of the Lusitania. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

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Oh, you know. That old story again. You go to Rehab, and the Revolutionary War breaks out.

By Jason Scavone

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This, from Joe Francis’ new series, Dr. Wily Gone Wild. Click through for the full, highly disturbing, effect.

By Jason Scavone

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If you ever wondered what “abject horror” actually looked like on someone’s face, well, now you know. Congrats.

By Jason Scavone