Soon with 50 percent more garter belts! (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Kim Kardashian will join the ranks of the few, the proud, the be-rhinestoned tonight when she performs with the Pussycat Dolls at Caesars Palace. This is a major victory for everyone who has a big-booty-brunette-in-a-giant-champagne-glass fetish. Of course, you should enjoy the booty while you can. She joins the prestigious company of Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra as celebrity Dolls. It should pretty much be the thing she needs on her resume to land her that job at Starbucks.

By Jason Scavone

You know, from the neck up she kind of looks like Bowie on the Aladdin Sane tour.

It is being reported that Victoria Beckham — Posh Spice in her zigga-zigga-ah days — will join the Pussycat Dolls on stage in June at Caesars Palace.

Rumors that her routine will involve planting a penalty kick past a wall of defenders and a sprawling goalie are as yet unconfirmed. Baby Spice, meanwhile, is allegedly negotiating for a one-off appearance with Menopause The Musical in a terrifying display of Girl Power.

By Jason Scavone

Is that the robot? It’s about time someone fused breakdancing and burlesque. (Photo by Melissa Reese | SpyOnVegas.com)

Dust off your best bustier and your finest pair of fishnets, the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls are holding auditions. The troupe is looking for singers and dancers Sunday at noon at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Pure at Caesars Palace.

Sorry, high school girls with a high opinion of yourself, applicants must be at least 21.

By Jason Scavone

PLEASE someone give her a Patridge Family spin-off.

Recent old-photos-coming-back-to-haunt-her victim and Ashton Kutcher accomplice Audrina Patridge will hit play host tonight at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Caesars Palace.

It’s been a big week for The Hills in town with Spencer Pratt staying at the Hard Rock Hotel for Wednesday’s World Event Cagefighting match. Pratt dined with sister Stephanie at Wolfgang Puck’s Cut Wednesday night, and was seen in Cut’s lounge last night with love interest Heidi Montag.

It was reported yesterday that Montag and Pratt were staying in separate hotels over the weekend. Rumors of a feature-length Hills movie started swirling around the Internet yesterday, leading to simultaneous explosion of thousands of teenage girls’ heads.

By Jason Scavone

(Photos by SpyOnVegas.com)

So Paris Hilton is coming to Vegas, again. She’s going to prance around in skimpy clothing, again. Her left eye might be half closed in every picture she takes that night, again. What’s the occasion this time, you ask? A nightclub hosting gig or her birthday? Pretty much both.

To celebrate the start of her 27th year on this planet, Hilton will be a guest burlesque dancer in the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls revue on Saturday, Feb. 16 at 10 p.m. Doesn’t that gig involve singing too? Ugh. Well, after she gets everyone’s ears bleeding at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Caesars Palace, Paris will head next door to her favorite Sin City spot, Pure nightclub, dance and drink her way into oblivion, and E! News Weekend will have coverage the next day making it sound like it was her hottest night out ever … again.

By Ashley Rice