Megan and Whiteboy, sittin’ in a tree … (Via myspace.com/megan_hauserman)

Torrid kicks off Labor Day Weekend by wallowing in good, old-fashioned, reality TV bottom-of-the-barrel goodness by bringing in eliminated I Love Money castmembers 12 Pack (David Amerman) and Heat (Jason Rosell); and Megan Hauserman, who as far as we know, isn’t done yet. But if she wasn’t getting the axe, would she be out in public with these two also-rans? Someone go get our magnifying glass and deerslayer cap. There’s investigation to be done. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

T.I. spends a lazy afternoon pretending he’s an airplane. (Via myspace.com/trapmuzik)

T.I. had dinner last night with the Ying Yang Twins at Strip House inside Planet Hollywood Resort. We’re a little disappointed he didn’t go instead to Social House, because it’s not every day you could see T.I. at the T.I. We can always hold out hope he decides to go see Sirens or something.

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She was in Skanks. That sounds like it has promise, right? (Via AnnaFaris.com)

Anna Faris of :sigh: Hot Chick fame is putting on the publicity blitz for her new movie, :sigh: The House Bunny Saturday night by pulling hosting duties at Prive inside Planet Hollywood Resort. Faris was also in :sigh: all four Scary Movie films. But wait! She had a part in Lost in Translation! Oh, wait, she also did :sigh: Mama’s Boy.

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Reining in loose cannons since 1987.

Danny Glover had dinner at Strip House at Planet Hollywood Resort last night. Prior to the meal, Glover was heard to sigh loudly, proclaim he’s too old for this shit and protest that he’s only eight days from retirement.

He then left the restaurant to fight the Predator.

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(Photo by Ray Alamo | SpyOnVegas.com)

Mayor Goodman hasn’t felt this level of satisfaction and contentment since he cradled his firstborn.

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Fantasy fulfilled? Even the one about Joan Crawford and the overly large, yet docile, badger?

Playboy model Sara Stokes checked in at Torrid inside Planet Hollywood Resort’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Friday where she signed copies of her latest cover and took photos with fans. Stokes was also celebrating her birthday. What better way to celebrate than to sign naked pictures of yourself? That’s pretty much how we handled birthdays 17 through 24. We’re not sure why we didn’t draw the same crowd, though.

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You know what never gets old? Hot chicks on motorcycles. (Via AdrienneMCurry.com)

Adrienne Curry hosts at Prive inside Planet Hollywood Resort tonight, where she’ll continue to do exactly what she’s done the last few years: Make everyone around wonder how in the hell former Brady Buncher Christopher Knight could land a 20-something Playboy model. We’re still befuddled, but we suspect she’s just been blazed the whole time. Click for more words and pictures »

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Bringing the world’s greatest rewards together in one night. (Via myspace.com)

Local model Sara Stokes celebrates both her birthday and the release of Playboy’s Hot Housewives special, of which she has the cover. So all in all, it’s a banner August for those of us who enjoy both cake and nudity. Which is to say, all of us. The shindig gets going at Planet Hollywood Resort’s Torrid, where Stokes will autograph 150 copies of the cover for fans. You’ll probably have to ask nicely if you want cake, though. Click for more words and pictures »

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She’s going to crush the free-throw competition. (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)

Poker playin’, star dancin’ Shannon Elizabeth hosts at Prive inside Planet Hollywood Resort tonight at 11 p.m. for former All-Star Chris Webber’s Third Annual Bada Bling charity weekend.

C-Webb is bringing in a slew of current and former hoops players along with rappers Nas, Too $hort and D-Nice. Among the roster of talent are: Kenny Smith, Rip Hamilton, Derek Fisher, Mark Jackson, Rasheed Wallace, Moses Malone, Paul Pierce, Matt Barnes, Doug Christie, Mateen Cleaves, Ricky Davis, Dale Davis, Brian Shaw, Ben Gordon, Juwan Howard, Joakim Noah, Scot Pollard, Shavlik Randolph. From the non-NBA division are: Floyd Mayweather, Tichina Arnold, Marc Ecko, Finesse Mitchell, Kelis, Roger Mayweather, April Woodard, Lil Mo,Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terry Crews, Napiera Groves, Keith Robinson, Joe Torry, Guy Torry, Carl Payne, Amanda Amann, Laz Alonso, Clifton Powell and more. Is it too much to ask to get Muggys Bogues out here? Just one Muggsy appearance, that’s all we’re asking for.

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This would make a fantastic laundry detergent commercial. (Via MTV.com)

Whitney Port of The Hills brings her charming brand of vapid MTVtainment to Prive at Planet Hollywood Resort tonight where she hosts for the evening doing whatever it is those Hills girls do in their spare time before being corralled and sent back to California to dance for the cameras. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone