Insert “booty” joke of your choice. Oh, we’d like to insert something in her booty. Wait, no, don’t use that. That’s terrible.

Tomorrow’s Ditch Friday at the Palms pool brings Bridget Marquardt back after her regal tour as the queen of Midsummer Night’s Dream to host the Ship Wreck Pirate Treasure Hunt at noon. It brings all the daring and romance of piracy right to the pool. But not real piracy, because that’s dangerous and wrong. (OK, actually, it’s still really awesome.)

Sunbathers will get clues throughout the day to lead them toward the treasure, and the first 500 will get their clues on the way in, some of which lead to a treasure map. Guests will have to dive for additional clues found in more than 100 message-bearing bottles floating in the pool. It’s kind of like bobbing for apples, but much less delicious.

By Jason Scavone