This girl tried to psych out opponents with, ‘Have you seen my porno?’ Well-played. (Photos by Tony Tran | SpyOnVegas.com)

There are some strippers who know their way around ping pong. We don’t know if it’s that they’re just down for anything that involves a paddle, or if there’s some sort of rec room in the basement of every strip club across America, but there were a lot of girls at Sapphire’s Third Annual Ping Pong Palooza that were borderline Gumptastic on the tables. Either that or the Las Vegas Table Tennis Club put implants in a bunch of ringers. Either way. We don’t really know.

The tournament pitted teams of nightlife professionals against each other for a trophy that could only be described as the Stanley Cup of stripper ping pong. Sadly, we weren’t fated to take a celebratory lap around the club, as we personally dragged our team down to an early first-round exit at the hands of Haze. We’re not ashamed to admit that the dancer who was our fourth — every team was three guys and a dancer, unless they brought their own girl — was far and away the star of our squad. But then, we never said we minded getting beaten by strippers. Rimshot! Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone