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Everything was going fine until the Raver Ninjas showed up.

By Jason Scavone

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Oh. Well that clears that up, then.

By Jason Scavone

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Ever since they handled their little problem with the Big Bad Wolf, these bastards have gotten awfully cocky.

By Jason Scavone

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Grape Ape’s tragic slide into alcoholism has really been a big source of embarrassment for Hanna Barbera.

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The Army Rangers’ Fishnet Brigade never really made the impact in Iraq that the Joint Chiefs had hoped for.

By Jason Scavone

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Well, there you have it. Obama rode to victory on the crucial “bald dudes and chicks who look kind of like Kim Kardashian from the side” demographic.

By Jason Scavone

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“Is … is that it? Do I look like Kanye now? Um, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger?”

By Jason Scavone

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Their costume … is Oompa-Loompas … dressed in Halloween costumes. That is so meta our head just exploded. You guys win at life. Augusts Gloop never would have gone into the chocolate river if there was a Freddy Krueger Oompa-Loompa around.

By Jason Scavone

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Let’s see, you’ve got your slutty firefighter, your slutty faerie, a slutty bee in the back there, slutty Marie Antoinette over on the right and … slutty Slash? Oh, well played ma’am. This is the Halloween costume ensluttening equivalent of Dylan going electric.

By Jason Scavone

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Ohhhh, we get it. That’s a really great “Douchebags With Headbands” costume. Best one we’ve seen this year.

By Jason Scavone