Frosting, as it turns out, leads a pretty good life.

And now, another Great Moment in Dudes Almost Getting Kicked in the Face.

For just sinking with the Titanic, they look remarkably well-composed.

Looking down the barrel of an armed and dangerous unit. It’s like every nightmare we’ve ever had about prison all in one.

Maybe we’re old fashioned, but back in our day, when we talking about feeding a girl the ol’ pickle, we didn’t mean literally feeding a girl a pickle.

“What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the Fairy Godmother look like?”
“What?”
“What country are you from?”
“What? What? Wh – ?”
” ‘What’ ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?”
“What?”
“ENGLISH, MOTHERF**KER! DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?”
“Yes!”
“Then you know what I’m saying!”
“Yes!”
“Describe what the Fairy Godmother looks like!”
“What, I-?”
“Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker. Say what one more goddamn time.”
“He’s b-b-black…”
“Go on.”
“He’s bald…”
“Does he look like a bitch?”
“What?”
“DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?”
“No!”
“Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?”

Fine. But those boas had better match their flip-flops or there will be some Project: Runway-style hell to pay.

See? Weegee could have been even more famous if he’d just started wearing a bra and microskirt

We appreciate the dedication to business casual, but we’re pretty sure the tiara isn’t appropriate to wear around the office.

Tony Stark is really letting his drinking problem get to him.