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Wait, so it’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors, but it’s good luck to touch a leprechaun? We’re surprised Lavo didn’t collapse in on itself, like if young Zachary Quinto Spock ever meant time-traveling-trapped-in-an-ice-cave Leonard Nimoy Spock.

By Jason Scavone

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We can believe there’s a leprechaun. We can believe there are two leprechauns. We can even believe that there are two juggling leprechauns. But a leprechaun with a mullet? Not buying it. Unless there’s an Irish Whitesnake concert coming up.

By Jason Scavone

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Step aside, Gen. Larry Platt. “Duck on the Head” is to spring 2010 what “Pants on the Ground” was to winter 2010.

By Jason Scavone

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And that’s why they had to install a “Please don’t tap on glass” sign at Haze.

By Jason Scavone

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This was going to be a regular act at the club until they realized they could get a dolphin to do pretty much the same thing and you’d only have to pay him in fish.

By Jason Scavone

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Ever since budge cutbacks, things have been pretty rough for Superman. His heat-vision now is just a can of Aqua Net and a book of matches.

By Jason Scavone

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See? This is what happens when you don’t pack enough food or women to withstand a shipwreck.

By Jason Scavone

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Great. Green Man boned an Ed Hardy shirt, and now she’s pregnant.

By Jason Scavone

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Wait, what? The Iron Sheik turned up at Wasted Space last night because … we don’t know. Maybe someone told him Hacksaw Jim Duggan was waiting for him inside with an eight ball. Everyone who was at Wasted Space for The Alkaholiks were lucky the Sheik didn’t run around putting people in the Camel Clutch and teaching them his own personal brand of humility. Also fortunate that Michael Richards decided to stay at home.

By Jason Scavone

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Pretty sure this is the Goonies cast reunion photo that Josh Brolin and Sean Astin couldn’t make it to town for. We’re also pretty sure Data just grabbed Mouth’s ass.

By Jason Scavone