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Huh. Cousin Itt looks surprisingly good in a bikini.

By Jason Scavone

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Say what you want about NASA, but we like this new direction the space program is taking.

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We were a little skeptical when the movie was first announced, but these production stills show Captain America’s Labia is coming right along.

By Jason Scavone

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How much money would you pay to see a show where Ron Jeremy solved maritime mysteries? $1,000? $5,000? We’re pretty sure we’d borrow money from relatives to make that happen.

By Jason Scavone

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Oh, thank God that thing wasn’t loaded with live rounds.

By Jason Scavone

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Great. Now we’re going to have to add a Lollipop Guild/Keebler Elf fetish to the pile.

By Jason Scavone

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist or hang out at Rehab or spend too much money on beard dye.

By Jason Scavone

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Straight from the Hall of Sleeveless Justice. Nice effort from Headband/Sticker Man.

By Jason Scavone

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Extremely talented, or just hit over the head with a shovel? You decide!

By Jason Scavone