09.5.08

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That can’t possibly be these girls’ sexy face. We’re going to go ahead and assume they just got done doing shots of pickle juice. Either way, why would they go out of their way to advertise what huge V.I. Warshawski fans they are?
By Jason Scavone
09.4.08

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Somewhere, there are Budweiser Clydesdales hobbling around without feet.
By Jason Scavone
09.3.08

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Sure, it might seem like a good idea at the time to get the Louis Vuitton symbols bleached into your hair, but it’s not going to be so funny come 4 a.m. when the drunk girl next to you keeps trying to pick up your head and take it home.
By Jason Scavone
09.2.08

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Someone should get that girl on the right something to eat. She’s all skin and bones. HEYO! Thankyouwe’rehereallweek. Try the veal!
By Jason Scavone
08.29.08

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WARNING! Do not look directly at this picture unless you plan on having to bleach your eyes out. Instead, look at it through a welder’s mask, dark glasses or a pinhole, like you would an eclipse.
By Jason Scavone
08.28.08

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Shortly after this picture was taken, she chased a toddler through some tomato vines and collapsed of a heart attack.
By Jason Scavone
08.27.08

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By Jason Scavone
08.26.08

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It is a fashion week here, so the Eurotrash Exchange Program is in full effect. Somewhere in a Milan club, there’s a kid with frosted tips and a popped collar working the crowd.
By Jason Scavone
08.25.08

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Sure, Natalie’s friends thought this would be a funny picture to take — until an ill-timed belly-flop from a guy who wasn’t paying attention led to the birth of Natalie’s son nine months later.
By Jason Scavone
08.22.08

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For just $1 a day, you can contribute to the Buy A Girl Some Damn Panties For The Love Of God Please Fund. That’s less than the cost of a cup of coffee. Won’t you please call now?
By Jason Scavone