“Baby, will you take your top off just for me now? In addition to all these paying customers, of course.”
Peepshow performer Sophia Monica, who’s in the ensemble and fills in for Coco from time to time, caught the spotlight in Saturday night’s show when boyfriend and babydaddy Etienne Carreira got down on one knee to propose during the show. Which we would’ve assumed, had we been there, was some creepy new monogamy-inspired striptease number. Look, we like to stay focused is all.
We think she know her answer, because she did a backflip in heels to celebrate. Which fortunately didn’t Miguel anyone in the front row.
What huge … cupcakes she has.
Peepshow marked its four-year anniversary on Friday, with Coco, Josh Strickland and Cheaza rocking blue cupcakes to celebrate. We’re kind of surprised the show lasted this long, really. It was a bit of a mess when it bowed with Kelly Monaco and Mel B, all the way through it’s bizarre Aubrey O’Day era. But apparently a little Holly goes a long way, and Coco just coincidentally stirring up a scandal right when her turn started didn’t hurt either.
Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, but found a giant, glittery bra.
Peepshow is sticking with Coco–at least for another four months.
Mrs. Ice-T just signed an extension to keep her with the Planet Hollywood cheesecake show through July 28. Which is fine for the show, but ultimately a disappointment for us. We were all primed that the Coco reign would continue to be marred with all kinds of fun scandals after she was caught cozying up to a dude who wasn’t Ice-T back in December, less than a week after her first show. And then she missed a weekend of performances after the dust-up.
Since then, though, it’s just been boring-ass business as usual. Maybe we should send Photoshopped pictures of Ice getting it on with Kim Kardashian to Coco’s dressing room, just to see if we can get some shit started here.
We wonder if she’ll do anything sexually suggestive with that.
Peepshow star Coco was spotted at Sugar Factory at Miracle Mile Shops in Planet Hollywood yesterday, where she selected a lilac Couture Pop designed by Spice Girl and former Peepshow star, Mel B.
There has been no word yet on what Frankie ate.
Going so soon? (Via @Cocosworld)
Apparently Coco won’t be headlining Peepshow this weekend. According to Dave McKee of Stiffs & Georges, she was already summoned back to New York by Ice-T, and will be missing this weekend’s performances. Man, she really shouldn’t have Instagrammed those pics with AP.9.
Vegas will have that effect.(Photos by Erik Kabik)
Coco just got here and already she’s having a dust-up with Ice T over some pictures she took with who-the-hell-is-that rapper AP.9.
The snaps went up on Instagram, Ice saw them and flipped. In since-deleted tweets, he said, “Don’t get it twisted… I’m not happy about this shit.” Coco pulled the pics and apologized. We’re like eight days away from a drunken Ice standing up in the middle of a Peepshow performance, bottle of Jack in hand and ranting at Coco from the audience. This whole thing is gonna be awesome
Also known as “The place where the magic happens.” (Via @Cocosworld)
Coco made her Peepshow debut last night, ushering in a new era of subtlety and nuance into the Bo Peep role in the production. LOL J/K. It’s a new era of huge boobs. Which is more or less in line with the old era.
Serious question though: Does this mean they are going to replace one of their numbers with “O.G.“? They pretty much have to, right? As long as they don’t take Ginuwine out of the show. They can pry “Pony” from our cold, dead hands.
It was Peepshow, or backup dancer at KISS concerts. (Photo by Erik Kabik)
We knew Holly Madison was done at Peepshow, and we knew Coco was starting Dec. 3. What we didn’t know was who was going to be the Bob Watson in-between that particular Chris Chambliss and Don Mattingly, which is a reference that like six of you will get.
The answer, naturally, is former Holly sidekick Angel Porrino, who’s been working with Absinthe as a shaking venue for her moneymaker. At least we know the holder of the crook won’t be disappointing us with a precipitous drop in cup size.
Peep, peep. (Photos by Erik Kabik)
America’s sweetheart, Coco, is your new replacement Holly Madison. With Holly ending her run in Peepshow Oct. 21, the production decided, “You know what? We’ve done alright by employing a girl with huge cans who wasn’t known for singing. Let’s get someone with even bigger cans to really let the world know where we stand.”
Ice-T’s wife will join the show starting Dec. 3, with the show trotting out an ensemble cast in the gap. But really, no one has summed up this budding development quite like BASE Entertainment CEO Scott Zeiger, who said, “Coco is going to add an entirely new dimension to Peepshow.” Yes. About 600 cubic centimeters.