All she wants to do is ziggah ziggah zig, peep.

Peepshow, the upcoming production slated to replace Stomp Out Loud at Planet Hollywood Resort announced its two main players today: Dancing with the Stars season one winner Kelly Monaco and Melanie Brown, better known as her nom de girl group, Scary Spice.

It’s a solid choice. In drunken Friday night debates during college of “Which Spice Girl do you most want to bone,” Scary always finished ahead of Ginger and Sporty, even if she was behind Posh. By the way, we went to college in 2006. That’s kind of a weird debate to still be having, but when the only DVD you have is Spice World, let’s see what you come up with.

Tickets go on sale today for the show, which will make its official open on April 19. The show was first conceived 12 years ago, and Broadway director Jerry Mitchell, whose credits include Legally Blonde, said he’s been wanting to bring an adult show to the Strip. The story opens with a lonely Monaco coming home from work, falling asleep reading a book and waking up as Little Bo Peep in a fantasy world where Brown teaches her how to embrace her inner sexy. So basically, it’s a garden variety Saturday night for us. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone