Dignity not included.

Celebrating the launch of her footwear line last night, Paris Hilton hit up Pure in Caesars Palace, where she – we’ll say, “regaled” – the crowd with a performance of her song Stars are Blind. The performance doubled as her grand entrance and Hilton also went on to offer the masses her own take on Rod Stewart’s Do Ya Think I’m Sexy.

Before flexing her vocal muscles, Hilton stopped in at Social House in Treasure Island for some sashimi and Grey Goose, which is exactly what Etta James used to throw back before belting one out.

Also spotted at Pure were Bayside High School Principal Dennis Haskins and Danger Mouse of Gnarls Barkley.

By Michelle McKay

Paris Hilton: big feet, warm heart. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Veritable Renaissance woman Paris Hilton celebrates the launch of her footwear line at Pure in Caesars Palace tonight.

Normally there’d be a witty or passively judgmental commentary here, but we’ve heard Hilton’s saddled with some canoes for feet and, knowing what that’s like, we’ll back off. For now. If she misses one more support group meeting though – all bets are off. It was her week to bring the coffee.

By Michelle McKay

Cover photo for EA’s Madden 2009. (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna. Gallery photos by Kabik, Denise Truscello)

Good Charlotte came to do a set at the Hard Rock Hotel pool Saturday night, which means that Benji and Joel Madden brought along their accessories: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. The pseudo sisters in fame and, uh, Maddenosity, watched the show from a cabana above the stage.

After the show, the foursome headed over to Wasted Space where Joel Madden did a set in the DJ booth. Audrina Patridge, hairstylist Michael Boychuck, House of Pain alum Everlast and Smashtime’s Ben Lyons were all at the new venue, which marks its grand opening later in the month.

On Sunday night, Good Charlotte filmed a music video for “Elevator” in the Hardwood Suite at The Palms, with Paris getting some camera time. We can all agree that we’re on the countdown to entering the Yoko zone here, right? This whole Benji, Joel, Paris, Nicole axis seems primed for a spectacular collapse in the next six months to a year. Someone get Bellagio to post odds on that. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Slutty, Bashful and Doc. (Photos by Denise Truscello)

Paris Hilton led her troupe of roving hangers-on to Tao inside The Venetian Friday night for a taping of her new MTV reality show Someone Please Put Me On Television Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

After Paris allowed the hopefuls to join her on the red carpet, the crew started out with pink champagne at dinner, prompting the eloquent toast from Paris, “Cheers, bitches!” Every moment is like a scene from The Great Gatsby with her. Boyfriend Benji Madden had to sit at the kids table, dining by himself while the grown-ups played celebrity for the cameras. Sister Nicky Hilton was on hand with boyfriend David Katzenberg, dining at a separate table with Jeff Beacher.

After dinner the crew retired to the moat, where Paris kicked it Pavlovian style, jumping up on the catwalk as soon as the DJ cued up her vanity tune “Stars are Blind.” Madden, meanwhile, was confined to the sidelines, talking to Nicky Hilton and Katzenberg, waiting for Paris to wander over every so often and grace him with a kiss. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

Just Paris and 20 of the most attention-starved famewhores in America.

Like some sort of insatiable hellbeast of the pop-cultpocalypse, nothing any of us do or say can keep Paris Hilton from invading our magazines, television, nightclubs or our very dreams. It may take Seven Knives of Megiddo to end her reign of terror, but in the meantime, our time of twilight and darkness continues.

Hilton and her unfortunate love-prisoner Benji Madden will be on hand at Tao inside The Venetian tonight for the taping of an episode of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, the reality show even former subjects of My Super Sweet 16 find a little degrading. In the series, Hilton winnows 20 hangers-on down to one lucky enough to learn all her secrets of dealing with paparazzi, alienating high-profile friends and trapping a pop-punker with a foundering music career.

This tired circus just keeps chugging along, even though the strongmen all stopped lifting weights long ago, and the lions have the mange.

By Jason Scavone

Wait, so does this mean WE aren’t your BFF anymore, Paris? (Photo by SpyOnVegas.com)

So, you want to be on a reality show, and you don’t have all that cumbersome pride that would keep you to The Bachelor, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance or Flavor of Love 3. Well saddle up cowgirl, because your fame-seeking prayers have been answered. LAX at Luxor is holding casting for upcoming MTV series Paris Hilton’s My New BFF tonight. Be forewarned, though, Paris herself said there were no open casting calls for the show. This is exclusively by RSVP. And by “exclusive” we mean you have to respond here. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

(Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Too. Much. This. Weekend. Really – between the last of the MAGIC after-parties, the Pavlik-Taylor fight, the Starlight Tattoo opening and the after-fight parties, we’re really a little dizzy from this weekend. But then Paris Hilton had to come along and not only have three nights of birthday celebrations, but she also had to subject us to an, ahem, “performance” with the Pussycat Dolls.

The Paris-tastic weekend started as promised at the Luxor’s LAX on Friday night, where she hosted a post-Valentine’s Day party. Sister Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg joined Paris, along with about 3,000 other people, including former Crazy Town emcee Shifty Shellshock.

On the big night, Saturday, Paris took to the stage at Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Caesars Palace wearing black bondage gear, greeting the crowd while grinding to 50 Cent’s “In Da Club.” After posing for pictures, the birthday girl changed into all-white, Swarovski crystal-covered lingerie and a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes for pictures and her featured performance: Writhing about and feeling up herself in the lounge’s giant cocktail glass. Click for more words and pictures »

By Pj Perez

(Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Can you handle two nights of Hilton sister-inspired fashion madness? Are you up for the stylish challenge? We think you are. On Feb. 13 and 14, LAX nightclub inside the Luxor will host parties for new collections by Paris and Nicky Hilton, as well as a few other familiar names. Might this have something to do with the MAGIC Marketplace starting today? Naaaah …

First up is Paris’ return to LAX (after, you know, a few days away), when she celebrates the launch of her fall 2008 Paris Hilton Collection on Wednesday. DJ Vice will provide the soundtrack as Hilton and others model the new gear. As an added bonus, premium fashion brand William Rast is launching its fall collection that night as well. For those not in the know, William Rast is the creation of Justin Timberlake and Trace Ayala.

On Thursday, Nicky unveils new styles from her two popular clothing lines, Nicholai and Chick. While the fashions are on display, DJ Hollywood will rock the beats. Chances of either Hilton sister attending each other’s party? What do you think?

By Pj Perez

(Left photo courtesy SpyOnVegas.com)

We’re changing the name of this blog to “DailyParisandTera.com.” Hope that’s OK with you.

Well, in case you’re not suffering from Paris Hilton overexposure, maybe you’ll be interested in hitting up LAX nightclub inside the Luxor on Friday, Feb. 15 for a post-Valentine’s Day party. Yes, if your dismal celebration of Singles Awareness Day the night prior wasn’t enough for you, the queen of Pure Management Group’s nightclubs will help you remember that being single is still better than losing track of your private sex tape.

By Pj Perez

(Photos by SpyOnVegas.com)

So Paris Hilton is coming to Vegas, again. She’s going to prance around in skimpy clothing, again. Her left eye might be half closed in every picture she takes that night, again. What’s the occasion this time, you ask? A nightclub hosting gig or her birthday? Pretty much both.

To celebrate the start of her 27th year on this planet, Hilton will be a guest burlesque dancer in the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls revue on Saturday, Feb. 16 at 10 p.m. Doesn’t that gig involve singing too? Ugh. Well, after she gets everyone’s ears bleeding at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Caesars Palace, Paris will head next door to her favorite Sin City spot, Pure nightclub, dance and drink her way into oblivion, and E! News Weekend will have coverage the next day making it sound like it was her hottest night out ever … again.

By Ashley Rice