“No, terribly sorry. There really is no bourbon, but you’re the 78th person to ask.” (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Huh. Apparently there are lots of people who actually like “Crawling.” Who knew?

Linkin Park fans, some of whom were up as early as 4 a.m., flooded the Miracle Mile Shops for a meet-and-greet with the band at frontman Chester Bennington’s Club Tattoo on Saturday. Really, 4 a.m.? For Linkin Park? That can’t be right, can it? Was there some confusion that it might be a “Meet Linkin Park and also get a free fifth of Maker’s Mark” event? Because that, we could totally understand.

By Jason Scavone

OH GOD HE’S GOING TO PUNC– wait. Just a photo. (Photos by Scott Harrison. Additional photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Iron Mike has to sign a lot of boxing gloves if he’s going to handle that $25 million lawsuit. A photog who had a run-in with Tyson at LAX is suing the champ for $25 mil, which is hilarious as Tyson is the most famous spendthrift this side of Hammer.

Regardless, Tyson spent his Saturday at Painted with Oil inside the Miracle Mile Shops charging $100 for autographs. He ducked into Cabo Wabo for lunch with a crew of eight. At least he’s just buying them tacos these days, and not tigers.

By Jason Scavone