OK, Luke, now give us ‘disinterested.’

Luke Wilson, the more talented and less suicidal half of the Flying Wilson Brothers, was at LAX inside Luxor last night. No, they weren’t filming a Wes Anderson movie there. Wilson drank Dom Perignon and Belvedere with a group that included pro golfer Dustin Johnson. They’re here for the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. We cannot confirm at this time if he insisted the Dom had electrolytes, which is what plants crave.

By Jason Scavone