You can see in his eyes that this is the exact moment where Verne Troyer regrets ever doing Austin Powers. (Via DefJam.com)
Wet Republic at MGM Grand launches its Daylife Sunday industry party with Ludacris and DJ Skee at 10 a.m. See, Ludacris is the perfect choice to host this kind of pool party because he can totally swim laps around anyone in the pool, on account of his freakishly huge arms.
When we soap, you rinse. Just like that. (Via DefJam.com)
Ludacris and Tommy Lee are teaming up to try to set the Guinness World Record for the world’s largest group shower Monday at Planet Hollywood Resort’s pool. No, it’s cool. Tommy Lee will be taking a shower, so you shouldn’t have to worry about it if you actually make physical contact. Much.
The stunt is to raise awareness for water conservation and is part of the show Battleground Earth on Discovery’s Planet Green network. The reality show follows Luda and Lee as they tour the country, getting judged on how small their carbon footprint is. Or something. All we know is we’re convinced now that “Shout at the Devil” can save the planet.
If you’d like to take part, bring a green bathing suit and show up at the pool between 1 and 2:30 p.m.
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