Crocodile Dundee’s hot sister would use her family’s ancient hypnotic trick to get customers to tip over 20 percent.
You’ve probably wondered before, “How far is Daily Fiasco willing to go to reference a movie nobody’s cared about for roughly two decades?” Well, now you know – far enough to crop a picture specifically to keep that hand gesture in the shot.
Don’t move, or the abs get it. (Photo by Denise Truscello)
Wedding-plannin’ Season 17 Bachelor couple Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici spent the weekend at Mirage and Aria. On Friday, they did dinner at Stack before going to 1 Oak to just drink Red Bull, no booze. Which is like pulling your teeth out without all the fun of a six-day meth bender.
On Saturday, Lowe and Giudici were joined by three girlfriends from Dallas before hitting up Kumi at Mandalay Bay and moving on to Haze. Now they can go ride off into the post-reality sunset as The Bachelor turns to Juan Pablo Galvais in Season 18, fresh off a Bachelorette loss. Sunrise, sunset, etc.
He couldn’t even get a lousy cameo on the last Mission Impossible? (Photo by Seva Kalashnikov)
Tom Cruise’s kid, DJ Connor Cruise, was at Liquid on Saturday to spin. See, Will Smith? You don’t have to drag your kids into bloated acting projects. Let them find their own way. Maybe, for instance, they could work on a collaboration with Chet Haze somewhere down the road, make it a whole thing. The hook can be that Alan Thicke is in the band too, doing the songwriting.
Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins.
While it was Tiger Jam weekend, the fundraiser’s namesake was setting up shop in a Liquid cabana where, “There was a frenzy … many girls were trying to get up to his cabana, but were unsuccessful.”
Because Tiger was already hanging out with a bunch of girls. Seems like he must be mellowing in his age, because a young, hungry Tiger would have lined all those women up and run down the line. And then text them about the slapping, biting and spankings they’re in for.
Aaaand now you’ve been hexed. Thanks, Crystal Method.
Liquid kicks off its new monthly nighttime pool party, MoonRise, at 6 p.m. with a turn from Vegas’ own Crystal Method. Now we’re going to have to go ’97 style and listen to “Busy Child” like a million times. If we can drink about a million beers out of a plastic cup before 10 p.m., we’ll have this whole return-to-college thing entirely on lockdown. Click for more words and pictures »
See, it’s funny ‘cuz fondant can’t play tapes. (Photos by Denise Truscello)
Mark Salling, who you’ll know as “the mohawked one on the show where they sing pop music in an annoying choir,” was at Liquid Saturday for a mindful sit-down with the Easter Bunny. Presumably because he got gypped on those Reese’s Eggs that are like more addictive than crystal meth dipped in Farmville and are basically an excuse to eat Reese’s peanut butter by the gobs under the guise of it being OK because it’s a holiday. But you know deep down if they sold those things year-round you’d eat them until peanut butter oozed out your pores.
(Photo by Gabe Zapata | SpyOnVegas.com)
At the end of the day, hands on the goods are hands on the goods. No need to get picky now.
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And there you have it: The most innocent tramp stamp of them all.
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Holy shit! DJ Que just gave birth to a walkie-talkie, and the umbilical cord is still attached.
Just like we used to have in our back yard, when we spent that summer with Scrooge McDuck.
Oh, who could forget the good old days of Aubrey O’Day when she complained about people objectifying women while she was performing in a show in which she took her cans out by going on YouTube and taking her cans out.
Things are simpler now. Instead of seeing Aubrey O’Day’s cans paraded around on stage in Peepshow, you could only see Aubrey O’Day’s cans on display Saturday at Liquid. Oh, and here. You can definitely see Aubrey O’Day’s cans here. Can’t miss ‘em really; they’re quite large.
O’Day was with All About Aubrey co-stars Krystal Bronson and Rob Knox at the pool, where she led a “champagne fire drill” that seems to have consisted of spraying down the crowd with bubbly.
Chateau went in a less cans-y direction on Friday when it brought in Nicky Hilton to host, backed by boyfriend David Katzenberg. Vienna Girardi of The Bachelor stopped by before going over to Gallery to celebrate her 25th birthday.