“George, is Hulk getting you the green on time? No? Perfect.” (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Linda Bollea has hit Hulk Hogan with a steel folding chair of debt. A foreign object of litigation. A flying elbow to the financial and criminal records. Oh, don’t you worry. We can keep this up all day. We’ve seen a Wrestlemania or two in our time. We haven’t even gotten to any Andre the Giant stuff.

Bollea, it seems, wants the Hulkster to be held in contempt of court and thrown in the hoosegow for failing to pay his share of the couple’s $4.2 million Palms Place condo — in the same jail, incidentally, as son Nick.

It seems drastic, sure, but the idea of Nick and Hulk together in jail sounds like the greatest reality show VH1 hasn’t yet sent into development. Hulk should be OK though, if he can secure a loan from cartoonish rich guy Ted DiBiase.

By Jason Scavone