Girls with oversized money is how we roll here, like all damn day.

We’re still basking in the afterglow. Of, uh, Sunday’s launch party at The Bank inside Bellagio, of course. Just in case you haven’t been over to Polite in Public to check out the hundred-plus pictures they snapped, we thought we’d give you a little taste here. We’re like your friendly neighborhood smack dealer that way.

By Jason Scavone

Another pic of Samantha Ronson just for the sake of Samantha Ronson? Sure is. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

We have even more launch party goodness for you. The Polite in Public crew was at The Bank inside Bellagio Sunday night for the bash, and they have a gallery of pics waiting for you. Your mother was right. You are the prettiest girl/handsomest boy in school.

By Jason Scavone

This was worth six points alone. (Photo by Hew Burney | HewmanBeing.com)

While your intrepid editor was busy rubbing elbows with DJ and I Know Who Killed Me fangirl Samantha Ronson (no, seriously, ask him about it – he’s got an elbow-rubbing thing) in the DJ booth during the DailyFiasco launch party, some of us were on the floor, making our own fun.

And, despite the lack of endearing female disc jockeys whom we’re weirdly compelled to abandon our boyfriends for and follow around like a Phish groupie (you try and deny the SamRo charm, go ahead, it’s totally impossible), it was there, among the masses and the booze and the smoke and the sparklers, that the inaugural game of Fiasco Nightclub Where’s Waldo took place.

Follow the jump for breakdown: Click for more words and pictures »

By Michelle McKay

Samantha Ronson and Donald Glaude, so happy together. (Photo by Hew Burney | HewmanBeing.com)

Things have eased up at The Bank inside Bellagio after the official, no joke, this-time-it’s-personal DailyFiasco launch party. What better way to keep track of the evening’s festivities with that time-honored tradition of blogdom, the running diary (or one of the galleries of photos at SpyOnVegas.com). Stay tuned for guest appearances, updated photos of Samantha Ronson’s set and a brand new pony. Hah! Gotcha again! There’s never going to be a pony. Sorry, princess, but we know you’re not mature enough to take care of Muffins, and we don’t want to have to send another horse “to the farm upstate.” Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

This could totally be you. Except you’re prettier than they are. (Photo by Al Powers | SpyOnVegas)

Do you really need to ask us what’s going on tonight? Weren’t you paying attention all week? Well, just in case you haven’t, we’re holding the official DailyFiasco launch party tonight at The Bank inside Bellagio at 10:30 p.m. DJ Samantha Ronson is going to be on the turntables, and we’re pretty sure we’re going to become new best friends and start hanging out with Lindsay Lohan because of it. So when you don’t come, and then don’t get an invitation to the wedding, don’t come crying to us. If you do decide to come, we’ll see what we can do for you. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

That’s right, we’ve got fliers. Oh, it is on. (Photo by Al Powers | SpyOnVegas.com)

Now that your work week is, for all intents and purposes, over (we know you’re not spending the last four hours of your afternoon doing anything more productive than online Ms. Pac-Man), it’s time to start making some plans for the weekend.

So, uh — what are you doing Sunday? What’s that? You’re attending the DailyFiasco launch party at The Bank inside Bellagio at 10:30 p.m., because you can’t wait to see DJ Samantha Ronson? What a coincidence! That’s what we’ll be doing too. Good call. High-five!

Just to get your daily Ronson/Lindsay Lohan update in, LiLo now says the heart-shaped ring she’s sporting isn’t an engagement ring, and is just the spoils of a day of antiquing.

By Jason Scavone

We promise, if you ask nice, she’ll play “The Humpty Dance” just for you. (Photo by Jacob Andrzejczak)

Last night DJ Samantha Ronson announced to the crowd at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont that she would marry Lindsay Lohan within six months, according to The Sun. The U.K. paper even came up with photos of Lohan’s alleged engagement ring.

What we’re trying to get at, is you can personally deliver your shower present Sunday night at The Bank inside Bellagio at 10:30 p.m. when Ronson is in the booth for the Official DailyFiasco Launch Party Extravaganza for the Hoopla and Soiree-Inclined. Get yourself situated here.

By Jason Scavone

We promise more confetti per square inch than any other website launch party ever. (Photo by Al Powers | SpyOnVegas.com)

You only have four days left to pick out something to wear. You’d better get going or you’ll wind up looking like this. We’d rather you arrived to the DailyFiasco launch party Sunday night at The Bank inside Bellagio looking much more awesome, like, say, this.

After all, you wouldn’t want to disappoint DJ Samantha Ronson, would you? Because then next thing you know, you turn up as an object of ridicule in a Lindsay Lohan song. Nobody wants that. The best way to start planning is to make sure you’re all reserved here.

By Jason Scavone

She can get you a good price on leggings. (Photo by Jeremy Womack)

Hey, did we mention we’re having the official DailyFiasco.com launch party Sunday night at The Bank inside Bellagio with Lindsay Lohan good influence DJ Samantha Ronson? We did? Good. Don’t forget it or we’ll have to get an angry, gun-toting Dennis Farina to come settle your hash. Lucky for you, we can call Dennis off if you plan on coming.

By Jason Scavone

Much like Eddie Murphy’s girl, we like to party all the time. Party all the time. (Photo by Al Powers | SpyOnVegas.com)

This Sunday, it’s the launch party of Las Vegas celeb gossip/nightlife industry websites that end in “iasco” to end all launch parties of Las Vegas celeb gossip/nightlife industry websites that end in “iasco.”

Yeah, that’s right. We’re making this thing official.

Come join us at The Bank inside Bellagio for a night of booze-fueled mayhem and blogging (the two usually go together) with musical accompaniment by noted Lindsay Lohan entusiast Samantha Ronson. Reserve your space here.

By Jason Scavone