Like an entertainment tick you’ll never burn off. (Photos by Denise Truscello)

Good news, fans of The Hills in general and Kristin Cavallari in particular: She’s never going away! Ever! From the Spencer and Heidi school of Sinking Your Claws into Fame and Never Letting Go No Matter How Hard Fame Tries to Beat You Off With a Stick, Cavallari said after The Hills wraps, she plans on going behind the scenes in reality TV.

“We have about another month with The Hills and then I have three different reality shows that I want to produce. One of them I’m in the process of doing all the contracts. I’m also designing a shoe line and I want to keep acting. I just started auditioning again and putting myself out there,” she said. “(My ideal role) would be anything that pushes me outside my comfort zone, which can be a lot of things.”

Cavallari was at Wet Republic on Saturday, where she hung out in a bungalow with two friends before she finally earned her keep when she stripped down to a bikini and interacting with fans.

By Jason Scavone

Maybe if she did some tanning and started some fights. Just sayin’. (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

It’s got to be tough being in The Hills these days. No one cares about the annoying West Coast pseudo-reality show people anymore, not while there’s still half a season of annoying East Coast pseudo-reality show people left to explore in Jersey Shore.

Still, Kristin Cavallari celebrated her 23rd birthday Saturday at Eve, where she first dined at the Crystals restaurant Beso before heading up to the club to get her celebrity standard issue cake ‘n sparklers. Also turning out for the party were Avatar’s Laz Alonso and Secret Life of the American Teenager’s Daren Kagasoff and Greg Finley. Tommy Lee was milling about, too.

By Jason Scavone

It took us forever to learn who was on The Hills, and now there are all new people? Great. (Photos by Scott Harrison | Retna)

Apparently Holly Montag and Stacie Hall weren’t the only ones tight-lipped about the new season of The Hills. Kristin Cavallari said she didn’t give away any details about the new season when she was hosting at LAX inside Luxor Saturday night. Like, for example, that this is the season that’s all going to be pseudo-lesbianism.

Cavillari grooved out when a Michael Jackson medley came on, and did her Beyonce “Single Ladies” dance. So, if you were wondering if that was still a thing, the answer, sadly, is yes. We thought we were right on the verge of both of those things riding into the sunset of Not Being a Thing, but clearly, we were wrong. The same thing happens every time we think the Black Eyed Peas are finally over with. Also at the club were Willie McGinest, Criss Angel and Mario Barth.

By Jason Scavone

(Cavallari proves the strength of her deodorant last month at LAX. Photo by Melissa Reese | SpyOnVegas.com)

Have you had enough of reality TV star Kristin Cavallari yet? Well, too bad, because the Las Vegas-loving blonde is hosting the Stash Clothing Fashion Showcase on Tuesday, Feb. 12.

You do know next week the MAGIC Marketplace rolls into Vegas with every major and independent fashion line in tow, right? Yeah, so expect a bunch of apparel-related parties.

But if you’re a fan of fashion, models, Cavallari or the music of mash-up king DJ AM, then you’ll want to be at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace next Tuesday. We’re pretty sure you won’t miss anything good on TV, don’t worry.

By Pj Perez

(Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Reality TV star and aspiring actress Kristin Cavallari celebrated her 21st birthday at LAX nightclub inside the Luxor on Saturday. However, all you old pervs who’ve been pining over her since her high school days (it’s OK, we’ve been waiting for that frail to turn legal too) probably found your shot at her blown thanks to her wing-woman for the night: Mom.

Either way, with the blessings of DJ Vice — who seems to be the man when it comes to ushering new celebs onto the club scene — Cavallari seemed to have a hell of a time, declaring that all she wanted to do for her birthday was “just drink, I guess.” We hear ya, kid.

By Pj Perez