It’s basically a tragedy on par with the Dust Bowl of the ’30s.

Hugh Hefner does his part to confirm his split with Holly Madison, saying when the news came, he was “road kill a couple of weeks ago” according to Us Magazine. But, the fact that he had a couple of 19-year-old twins move in probably goes a long way toward salving that wound. It took his assistant to point out there are girls lined up outside the mansion gates. Ever the silver-lining gal, that one.

Kendra Wilkinson, meanwhile, talks about having cyber sex with Hank Baskett and says there are “random-ass hoes” walking around the mansion. Huh. Random hoes wandering the Playboy Mansion. That’s really tragic. That’s just not the Playboy Mansion we all know and love.

By Jason Scavone