At least he can retire that gaudy Red Sox World Series ring now. (Photo by Tony Tran | SpyOnVegas.com)

Oh, hello there, WORLD CHAMPION OF BASEBALL, PLANET EARTH, AND YOUR FACE. Johnny Damon was celebrating the Yankees doing a little thing we like to call “Winning the World Series” along with his wife, Michelle, and other family members at Tao inside The Venetian Saturday night. Damon was drinking Champion Juice the whole time, which you might know by its other name, Jack and Coke, if you happen to be a member of the Phillies, Angels, Twins, Dodgers, Rockies, Cardinals or Red Sox.

Of course, all of this presumes the Yankees re-sign Damon once he enters free-agency. Otherwise, disregard the above, as he is now dead to us. Damon was spotted at Love inside The Mirage Saturday night as well. Victoria’s Secret Model Alina Puscau was at that show, while porn star Tera Patrick was at Tao.

Damon was at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock Hotel on Friday where co-owner Jason Giambi sent him a bottle of Dom Perignon. We’re just not sure if that included an invitation to come play for the Rockies. Kelly Clakson was there, too, following her show at The Joint. She definitely didn’t get an invitation to come play for the Rockies. She’s only good enough for the Nationals.

By Jason Scavone