Now if only they’d hold an open casting call for Goodburger.

BLT Burger, part of the Bistro Laurent Tourondel empire of restaurants, is opening its first outpost outside of New York City this summer at The Mirage, and it’s holding open interviews today through Friday.

The restaurant is taking applications for manager, assistant manager, server, busperson, food runner, bartender, bar apprentice, host/hostess, fountain worker, assistant chef, line cook, pastry cook and prep cook. We were hoping to get a shot as the head condiment wrangler, but our skills with mustard are weak.

Interviews run from 9 a.m. to noon and 1 to 4 p.m. in Antigua Room A.

By Jason Scavone

All this could be yours. To market.

Director of Marketing Rosine Frangie is leaving Blush at Wynn Las Vegas (and Nevada altogether) this summer. That’s where you come in, if you have what it takes to craft slick nightlife events. See? Your mother always told you all those nights hanging around the clubs would never pay off, but now’s your chance to totally prove her wrong. It’s just like that time she said you weren’t responsible enough to take care of a puppy, but you took Patches for a walk every day, didn’t you? I mean, at least until Patches chewed up the couch and your dad took him to go live upstate where he could play with all the other dogs, but you know Patches is happier that way, right? RIGHT?

Candidates can send their applications to rosine@lasvegasnightgroup.com.

By Jason Scavone

Get it? Scissors? Shear? Get it? Huh? Get it?

Town Square Las Vegas will be home to productions of the play Shear Madness for seven years starting with a projected opening date in September. The whodunnit relies on audience participation and improv to keep things fresh, and will run at 7 p.m. nightly Tuesday through Sunday with 4 p.m. matinees on the weekends. The show has been running since 1980 in Boston and has been performed in 37 U.S. cities and 36 international locations, which just goes to prove that worldwide, people adore scissor puns.

In related theater news, the touring production of High School Musical kicks off its 60-week schedule at Planet Hollywood Resort June 4 through 8. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

(Photo by Denise Truscello)

Are you bald? Between 5-foot-10 and 6-foot-1? Love to bang on things and act up a storm? Then mark your calendars for April 7, because that’s when Blue Man Group is holding an open casting call for aspiring Blue Men at the Venetian from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

To think, I just missed the requirements by half an inch! No blue paint in my future unless Smurfs on Ice holds auditions in Las Vegas sometime soon.

A Blue Man is, of course, androgynous and egoless, so male or female potentials are encouraged to apply. And if you’re a musician who doesn’t quite fit the physical prerequisites, your talents might be put to use as a member of the Blue Man Group band, about which more information can be found by clicking here.

By Pj Perez

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So you tried out for the Pool at the Palms, Rehab and Bare, and didn’t get a job at any of the three pool clubs. But you’re not a quitter! You’re bound and determined to spend your summer serving drunk, nearly naked people!

Well, you might want to hit Tao nightclub between noon and 5 p.m. at some point between Tuesday, March 4 and Saturday, March 8, because Tao Beach is holding auditions for its 2008 season.

If you’re interested in working as a cocktail waitress, bartender, porter, busser, bar back, security guard, runner or VIP host at the Venetian’s rooftop beach club, bring your swimsuit and a smile to Tao nightclub during the aforementioned dates and times.

By Pj Perez

Remember a month ago when we told you that, for the first time in history, the MGM Grand’s Crazy Horse Paris troupe was holding open auditions for its Parisian dance troupe? Well, if you were thinking of trying out, the stakes have just been raised: the modern queen of burlesque, Dita Von Teese, will serve as a guest judge on the selection panel.

“The Crazy Horse in Paris has been the home to the world’s most sensual and elite showgirls since 1951,” said Von Teese, who became the first guest star in Crazy Horse history at the MGM last year. “I am so honored to be a part of choosing new talent for the show, and I am thrilled at the idea of an American girl having this chance to become one of the Crazy Horse stars, with her place in showgirl history.”

As previously noted, auditions will be held March 3 through 6 with winners announced during a special party at Tabú Ultra Lounge on March 6, hosted of course by Von Teese. The open casting call will be Monday, March 3 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Dick Foster Productions (6260 Stevenson Way). Interested dancers can click here to e-mail for more information.

By Pj Perez

(Photo by Ray Alamo | SpyOnVegas.com)

In case working at the Palms or the Hard Rock pools didn’t sound like they were up your alley, maybe you might want to try out for a position with Bare Pool Lounge at The Mirage? Casting for bartenders, cabana hostesses, pool guest attendants and security staff is being held Monday, Feb. 11, from noon to 5 p.m. at Jet nightclub inside The Mirage.

All this talk of pool clubs kinda makes us wish it was summer already. Almost.

By Pj Perez

(Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Can you smell the tanning lotion in the air already? Of course you can’t, numb skull — it’s still 35 degrees overnight here in Las Vegas. But our local outdoor hot spots are gearing up for pool season.

We already told you about the Palms Pool auditions Monday, but if you want to cover all your hip pool club bases, you might want to be at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel this Saturday, Feb. 9, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. That’s when the Hard Rock is casting for the return of Rehab.

If you’re interested in becoming a cocktail server, bartender, bar back, cabana attendant, lifeguard or retail associate at Rehab or the Hard Rock Pool, bring your hottest swim wear on Saturday. Good luck, kids.

By Pj Perez

Did your body manage to stay in pool-ready shape despite the holiday season and chilly sweater weather? Do you want an excuse that pays in tips to be out in the sun all summer? Then maybe you should be at Moon nightclub atop the Palms’ Fantasy Tower this Monday, Feb. 11 from 2 to 7 p.m. as the resort holds auditions for the 2008 Palms Pool & Bungalows season.

N9NE Group and the Palms are looking for bartenders, barbacks, cocktail servers, food runners, security, lifeguards and porters for its popular, multi-level pool club. If it sounds like something you’d be interested in, then now you know where to go. Speedos optional.

By Pj Perez