Wearing a bra will just slow down your bead-collection process.

Jet at The Mirage hosts Mardi Gras in October, where the girl who collects the most beads from VIP tables will win $5,000. It’ll be just like being in New Orleans, except without having to wade ankle-deep in urine and vomit. So it’s got that going for it, which is nice. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

More teams need to adopt this hot-girl-in-the-front-office policy.

Los Angeles Lakers talent scout and card-carrying member of the Maxim Hot 100 Bonnie-Jill Laflin hosted at Hawaiian Tropic Zone’s Torrid inside Planet Hollywood Resort Friday night. We imagine she must have a real hard time convincing a bunch of 19-year-olds to come play for L.A. when the Knicks or Celtics make first contact through a scout who looks like Walter Matthau.

Lamar Odom had a preparty for the Lakers season at Jet inside the Mirage Saturday with teammates Kobe Bryant, Derek Fisher, Brian Shaw, Jordan Farmar, Chris Mihn, Luke Walton, and Sun Yue turning up. Odom bought a magnum of Pierre Jouet Rose for the crew and Bryant came back with multiple bottles of Ace of Spades. You know, the last time Kobe laid out a ton of cash was when he bought his wife that $4 million ring after he — you know. What did he do to poor Luke Walton, then?

Meanwhile, Chuck Liddell spent Friday night at Tryst inside Wynn Las Vegas.

By Jason Scavone

There are homeless dudes we’d rather get lap dances from than Angelique.

Rock of Love: Charm School unrepentant famewhores contestants Brandi Cunningham, Megan Hauserman and Angelique Morgan settled in at Jet inside The Mirage Friday night out from under the watchful eye of Sharon Osbourne. It should be noted that Sharon got Ozzy to go from writing songs about Aleister Crowley and pissing on the Alamo to doing reality TV wherein you got to see how many tiny dogs the Prince of Darkness lives with, so assuming the Charm School girls got an easy ride over the course of the show is probably a mistake.

By Jason Scavone

Can Kristy Joe not be crazy long enough to make it through the whole season? (Via myspace.com/playmateinthemaking)

You might be undecided whether to check out Prive or Jet tonight, but one thing’s for sure: VH1 really, really wants you to watch Charm School. Both clubs are having debut parties for Season 2 of the show that takes the most skanktabulous of the girls from a recent edition of its entries in its “I Want To Bang a Psuedo-Celebrity” catalog — in this case, Rock of Love 2 — and tries to mold them into fine, upstanding ladies. Like Angela Lansbury.

Prive at Planet Hollywood Resort has Lacey, Kristy Joe, Destiney and Jessica, while Jet at The Mirage counters with Brandi C., Megan and walking disaster Angelique. You know how in prison there’s a pecking order depending on what your crime was? We wonder if it’s the same way with this sort of thing. Does Megan get to be the top dog because she went really far in both Rock of Love and I Love Money, but Angelique is at the bottom because she looks like a fish with fake boobs? We need to call the Federal Department of Science to find out.

By Jason Scavone

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It’s always nice to see someone channeling Ralph Furley from Three’s Company.

By Jason Scavone

Mario Lopez will knock you the eff out. (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Mario Lopez celebrated his birthday Friday night at The Bank inside Bellagio with an all-male crew that dined at Fix prior to hitting the club. So, that won’t fuel those long-standing gay rumors at all. Actually, that’s a cheap shot. Just because a guy spends his birthday in the company of his bestest bros doesn’t mean anything.

Meanwhile, over at Planet Hollywood Resort’s Strip House, Playboy’s playmate of the year Sarah Underwood was dining at a separate table from Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner. Nowhere to be found? Mario Lopez and his gang of dudes. It’s all coming together, now isn’t it?

Jet at the Mirage had Aundrea Fimbres of Danity Kane with about a dozen friends until around 3 a.m., while Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel had UFC fighters Brandon Sene, Arick Nelson and John Wood. Sene was recently picked for “The Ultimate Fighter.” How many more members of Danity Kane are left to come have birthday parties here? Like 18 or 20, right? There’s still Shannon and D. Woods and Hefty and Brainy and Jokey, at least.

By Jason Scavone

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Does — does that say “Egg Life?” Man, Humpty Dumpty is hardcore.

By Jason Scavone

Moments before Dave Coulier busted in and insisted the couple leave some room for the Holy Ghost.

Ashley Olsen and new boyfriend Justin Barth of National Treasure 2: National Treasurier fame took in the 7 p.m. performance of Love at The Mirage, sneaking in when the show started and slipping out as it was ending.

They then cropped up at Jet with seven friends that included bearded comic and noted Dane Cook-hater Zach Galifianakis. They partied until 2 a.m. Before hitting the club, the couple found time to dine at Stack.

Galifianakis and Bartha are in town to film on location for upcoming The Hangover from Starsky & Hutch director Todd Phillips. Look, not for nothing, but Bartha should just be a little careful, considering how things work out for Olsen twin boyfriends.

By Jason Scavone

Ashley can’t even muster a modicum of enthusiasm for her sister’s birthday. (Photo by Denise Truscello)

High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale hosted Friday night at The Bank inside Bellagio for sister Jennifer’s birthday — briefly. Ashley left with her boyfriend after only a few minutes, although Jennifer partied it up until late. Those duets with Zac Efron aren’t going to sing themselves. Prior to The Bank, the crew had dinner at Fix

Also at The Bank Friday night was Star Jones, who was out with a new boyfriend following her recent divorce from Al Reynolds. She reportedly couldn’t keep her hands off the new beau so, you know, maybe this time she found a guy who’s not gay.

Meanwhile, Heroes’ Dania Ramirez hosted at Jet inside the Mirage Friday night, while Kris and Khloe Kardashian had lunch at Dos Caminos inside Palazzo. That same afternoon, Tyra Banks and five friends dined at Sushi Roku at Caesars Palace.

LAX inside Luxor saw Damon Jones drinking Dom Perignon Rose and Patron Platinum, while Tao at The Venetian welcomed Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Mr. Red Pill, Laurence Fishburne with a group of 20 in a cabana at Tao Beach.

By Jason Scavone

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After all these years, it’s nice to see the Shyguys still getting work.

By Jason Scavone