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We were a little skeptical when the movie was first announced, but these production stills show Captain America’s Labia is coming right along.

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And now, another Great Moment in Dudes Almost Getting Kicked in the Face.

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He made the ultimate sacrifice for partying.

It’s been clearly documented that working 9 to 5 is all takin’ and no givin’. It’s in a song, and therefore must be true. But that’s for the a.m. to p.m. circuit. Jet at The Mirage hands out the 9 to 5 awards for those on the nocturnal circuit for the best partiers in the city. Expect Lady Gaga to cover Dolly Parton at any second. Click for more words and pictures »

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Playboy Cyber Girl and Pretty Wild model-in-the-making Tess Taylor hosted at Jet Friday night for a Syrup Swimwear fashion show. Taylor was by herself without any of her Pretty Wild co-stars because, you know, Alexis Neiers was kind of busy playing with Orlando Bloom’s stuff.

Over at the Palms, the Rev. Run did a show poolside. His daughters, Angela and Vanessa, were there, as were the Eagles’ DeSean Jackson, the Mavs Shawn Marion and Nick Cannon, who did a couple of songs before Run got on stage. He had dinner at N9NE Steakhouse, which also saw Mike Bibby and the C’s Glen Davis come in. Matthew Perry was at Nove with four others. Cannon checked in at Rain with a crew of 20 and ran the turntables for an hour.

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We’d go to way more church if NWA were the choir. (Photo by Beverly Oanes | SpyOnVegas.com)

His Holiness KRS-One of preached the Gospel of Hip-Hop last night at Jet inside The Mirage. He even got in a little freestyle time, too, but we suppose that’s what you do when the spirit moves you. You know what would make his hip-hop religion way more awesome? If he threw in some snake handling.

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Mike Mills: Big supporter of authentic rap.

KRS-One’s big mainstream crossover moment was in R.E.M.’s “Radio Song.” One of his lines in that tune as “Now our children growing up prisoners, all their lives radio listeners.” Man, he must be laughing his ass off now that radio and the music industry are taking a long hard look at how the horse-and-buggy makers adjusted to life in the 1930s. He’s at Jet inside The Mirage tonight to deliver a blast of hip-hop. Click for more words and pictures »

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Professionals on the pole only, please. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Jet at The Mirage dips to Round 2 of the $10,000, single-elimination Go-Go Showdown tonight. Only the best of the shaking-it best will be left standing. It’s like March Madness that way, but way, way better. And also, mercifully free of Dick Vitale. Click for more words and pictures »

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Partying for your rights. Specifically, your right to fight.

Saturday is Independence Day. And everyone knows that to secure liberty, you seed to have security. Security … of the First World. Like only the S1Ws can provide. Luckily, Chuck D and Flavor Flav are on the scene Saturday to bring the non-fireworks-related noise at Jet inside The Mirage. They’re big on Americana. It’s kind of like one long tour of the nation in their discography. From “Burn Hollywood Burn” down to “By the Time I Get to Arizona” into the heartland for “Get the Fuck Outta Dodge” over to the East Cost for “Letter to the New York Post.” They’re a veritable nation of millions.

On the Fourth, Nelly is at Jet, and tonight they bring in Ronnie from Jersey Shore. In fact, it’s a whole Shore-tastic thing going on this weekend. Pauly D celebrates his birthday tomorrow afternoon at the Palms pool. That night JWOWW debuts her Filthy Couture line at Ghostbar with the afterparty at Moon. Then on Sunday, The Situation celebrates his birthday at the Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab. Other Fourth of July weekend highlights after the jump. Click for more words and pictures »

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Tommy Lasorda does that same thing all the time.

California hip-hop trio Dilated Peoples comes to Jet inside The Mirage tonight to do a performance of their Kanye Team-Up song “This Way.” At this point, isn’t it more notable if Kanye didn’t either guest on your track or have you on one of his? Click for more words and pictures »

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You know the Morton Salt girl is a freak, deep down inside.

Jet is advising you to Shake it Like a Salt Shaker tonight. A sexy, sexy salt shaker. They’re handing out $2,500 tonight to the girl who can shake it the best. Someone needs to step up to the plate and take them literally. No, you probably won’t last long flinging salt all over the stage, but yes, you’d be a hero. Bring sea salt. It really stings when you get it in someone’s eyes. Click for more words and pictures »

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