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Has the economy been hit so hard that this is all we can afford in flamenco dancers now?

By Jason Scavone

We hope that guy on the bottom doesn’t have to be the horsie EVERY time.

Jet at The Mirage brought in the Vegas-based Super Cr3w, winners of America’s Best Dance Crew season two Friday night to give it the old soft-shoe, or headspin, or whatever you want to call it. Like it’s such a big deal. No one wants to hand us free drinks and march us down the red carpet when we do the Robot, or the Worm, or our very own Robotic Worm, in the middle of the club. And all those whiners who complained that we “kept knocking over their drinks” or “were kicking their girlfriend in the face” need to get over it.

Motley Crue Drummer Tommy Lee made was out for two nights in a row, setting up shop at Lavo inside Palazzo with an unidentified blonde — no, not Vince Neil — on Thursday, then hitting up Tao at The Venetian Friday for dinner. Lavo had Perez Hilton and Amanda Bynes for dinner, in town for Tao’s three-year anniversary.

Kevin James, who did the weekend at The Mirage, dined at Stack along with Randy Couture. Another Bengal was spotted this weekend, too. Tackle Domata Peko, following in T.J. Houshmandzadeh’s lead and spending the bye week out of Cincinnati before an angry Bengals fan recognized someone from the 1-8 squad, was at Tryst inside Wynn Las Vegas.

By Jason Scavone

It’s the future of 1983! (Photo by Al Powers | SpyOnVegas.com)

Federation hit the stage last night at Jet inside The Mirage for I Wear my Stunna Shades at Night. NASCAR driver Bobby Gordon was there, along with Sean Phillips of the San Diego Chargers and the Cardinals’ Eric Green and Samari Rolle. DJs Tiesto, Eddie McDonald, Faarsheed and Chris Garcia all hit up the show, as did Mac guy Justin Long with Chris Gartin.

Now, the New York Post contends:

Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the “Marie Antoinette” star. But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long ‘asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,’ our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn’t get back to us.”

We’ll go ahead and assume that this translates to the alleged Long-Tequila hookup going down at Noir Bar below LAX at Luxor. That seems like seriously slumming it after Kirsten Dunst, but whatever. All we know is, if she gets John Hodgman’s job as the PC in those commercials, we’re going to be annoyed.

By Jason Scavone

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“Is … is that it? Do I look like Kanye now? Um, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger?”

By Jason Scavone

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Something looks different about the Village People ever since they shaved their moustaches.

By Jason Scavone

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Standing between those two, Milky McSheetwhite there looks like the third lead in an Anne Rice movie. If she doesn’t get some sun soon, Drs. Venkman, Spangler and Stantz are going to be chasing her around a library. Seriously, somewhere there’s a Goth kid who’s all excited now because he thinks Siouxsie Sioux’s daughter is on the loose.

By Jason Scavone

The rare scissor-kick junk twirl is a sure-fire contest winner. (Photo by Aaron Garcia | SpyOnVegas.com. Additional photo courtesy)

Last night, CatHouse at Luxor held the BattleCats dance-off with the winning crew bringing home $5,000 to spend on shiny new MC Hammer pants. Wait, BattleCats … like … Battlecat Battlecat? Eternia represent! Ram-Man’s headspins are tight.

Criss Angel was hanging out with Holly Madison during the competition, and he gave the winners and runners-up an extra $1,000 each and offered them the opportunity to perform at his Believe opening night party for $5,000, saying the crews reminded him of his start as a breakdancer.

Madison, meanwhile, also spent some time at Jet inside The Mirage for the Industry Cheer Bowl, with the crew from the Palms. Her Liberation From Ol’ Wrinklenuts World Tour is expected to continue for the next six to eight months. Hef, meanwhile, will keep on salving his wounds between two 19-year-old twins.

By Jason Scavone

Ninja Cheerleaders. It’s the sequel to Samurai Pep Squad. (Via myspace.com/ninjacheerleaders)

Jet at The Mirage returns the Industry Cheer Bowl tonight, where club (as opposed to school) spirit will net the winners dinner at Stack, a stay at The Mirage and a VIP table at Jet. Castmembers of Bring it On are not eligible for this competition. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

He could just kill a man.

Cypress Hill’s B-Real hit up Jet at The Mirage Friday night, doing a few classic tracks and introducing some new tunes. We’re going to go ahead and assume Sen Dog was invited too, but was too blazed to get off the couch.

Meanwhile, over at Drai’s inside Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall & Saloon, *NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick continued his 37th birthday celebration before hanging out with Justin Timberlake at Prive. Kirkpatrick you might better remember as Not JT, Not Lance Bass, Not the Guy Who Did The Singing Bee and Not JC — You Know, the Other One.

LAX at Luxor had injured Baltimore Ravens quarterback Kyle Boller. In an unrelated story, Miami beat Baltimore, 27-13, largely on the strength of not having Kyle Boller on the field. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

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“But you promised if I let you touch it you’d give me that last string of beads I need. YOU PROMISED!”

By Jason Scavone