(Photos by Hew Burney | SpyonVegas.com)

Looks like Jenna Jameson’s “surprise” at CatHouse inside the Luxor for the birthday celebration of her boyfriend, former UFC champ Tito Ortiz, was to pop out of a giant cake and perform a little song-and-dance routine with a few of the CatHouse’s Coquettes.

We kinda wish she ate the damn cake. Seriously, Jameson — does Ortiz have you on a starvation diet? What happened to those knockout curves that used to make our dreams a little wetter?

Sigh. Either way, Ortiz seemed to enjoy himself thoroughly, surrounded by UFC pals Kendall Grove, Tiki Ghosn, Troy Mandaloniz, Rob McCullough and Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, as well as other well-wishers such as Mike Tyson (who seems to own one white dress shirt) and System of a Down’s John Dolmayan. Click for more words and pictures »

By Pj Perez

CatHouse has become such a popular nightlife destination, it seems its culinary side — helmed by chef Kerry Simon — has been all but ignored. But don’t expect us to break from that trend. Nope, we’re here to make sure UFC champ and reality TV star Tito Ortiz has a heck of a birthday party tomorrow night at 10 p.m. at the Luxor-located restaurant and lounge.

Of course, with the guest list his girlfriend Jenna Jameson has thrown together — including Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Jason Giambi, Brianna Banks, Christopher Knight (Peter Brady, woo!), Adrienne Curry and CatHouse owners Simon, Billy Cross and Mick Doohan — we’re pretty sure Ortiz’s bash will be fine whether or not you show up. Reportedly, Jameson has a “very special surprise” in store for Ortiz’s 33rd. Last time a girlfriend told me that, it involved a trip to Planned Parenthood.

Good luck, Tito.

By Pj Perez

(Photo by Hew Burney | Spyonvegas.com)

UFC fighter Tito Ortiz — as well as some of his fellow testosterone-overloaded pals such as “Rampage” Jackson — partied it up at Tao inside the Venetian last night to celebrate some friggin’ “reality” TV show Ortiz is in called The Celebrity Apprentice. Right, in our reality, we compete for a spot to apprentice for Donald Trump with a dozen other C-grade celebrities. Everyday. Ugh …

Anyway, Ortiz showed up for dinner at the restaurant and nightclub with his girlfriend, porn megastar Jenna Jameson, who, judging by the above picture, probably didn’t eat anything. I mean, allegedly they had Kobe beef and sushi, but we’re guessing all the protein was for Ortiz, while Jameson just sipped some lemon water. And maybe some wasabi. Well, either way, Ortiz looks pretty happy to be there. With, you know, a porn star in his arm.

By Pj Perez