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    For the purposes of tonight, Thunderdome will be played by Hyde Bellagio.

    For the purposes of tonight, Thunderdome will be played by Hyde Bellagio.

    Tonight at Hyde, it’s Dave Fogg on the decks, in case you were looking for an excuse to go out on a Tuesday. Or, more specifically, he’s your excuse for why you have a crippling hangover on a Wednesday. Unless you’re one of those people that thinks it’s gauche to be hung over before a Thursday. But you probably have a hard time reading this without adjusting your monocle.

    Clubs


    • 1 Oak: 1 of a Kind Tuesday. 10 p.m.
    • Hyde: Dave Fogg. 10 p.m.

    Comedy


    • Improv: Ben Gleib, Gene Pompa, Peter Banachowski. 8:30 p.m., 10 p.m., $29.05.
    • L.A. Comedy Club: Daryl Wright, Rene Garcia. 9:30 p.m., $29.95-$59.85.
    • Riviera Comedy Club: Kathleen Dunbar, Greg Vaccariello. 8:30 p.m., $19.99 ($10 locals).
    • Crown Theater: Eddie Griffin. 7 p.m., $77.75-$100.75.
    • Laugh Factory:Carl Labove, Jackson Perdue, Penny Prince. $29-$44.95, 8:30 p.m., 10 p.m.
    • Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club: Rondell Sheridan, Sean Kent. $$46-$68, 8 p.m.

    Bars


    • Double Down: Unique Massive. 10 p.m.
    • Beauty Bar: Nickel F***ing Beer Night. $10, 9:30 p.m.
    • Bond: M!KEATTACK. 10 p.m.

    0701TUE: THE ROUNDUP

    Looks like emo Motley Crue, sounds like a Duran Duran with a heavier drumbeat.

    Looks like emo Motley Crue, sounds like a Duran Duran with a heavier drumbeat.

    Breathe Carolina brings their brand of dancey electro-pop-rock to Hyde tonight. Honest question: Aren’t these guys just a less-dark Orgy who didn’t try to fool everyone by covering New Order songs? Come on, go listen to their “Blue Monday” and then listen to this, and tell us they aren’t coming from the same place.

    Clubs


    • 1 Oak: 1 of a Kind Tuesday. 10 p.m. Hyde: Breathe Carolina. 10 p.m.
    • Hyde: Breathe Carolina. 10 p.m.

    Comedy


    • Improv: Bobby Collins, Suli McCullogh, Avi Liberman. 8:30 p.m., 10 p.m., $29.05.
    • L.A. Comedy Club:Adam Hunter, Ron Josol. 9:30 p.m., $29.95-$59.85.
    • Riviera Comedy Club: Jackson Perdue, Jimmie JJ Walker. 8:30 p.m., $19.99 ($10 locals).
    • Crown Theater: Eddie Griffin. 7 p.m., $77.75-$100.75.
    • Laugh Factory: Erik Rivera, Sam Fedele, Kristi McHugh. $29-$44.95, 8:30 p.m., 10 p.m.
    • Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club: Debi Gutierrez, Jay Black. $$46-$68, 8 p.m.

    Bars


    • Double Down: Unique Massive. 10 p.m.
    • Beauty Bar: Nickel F***ing Beer Night. $10, 9:30 p.m.
    • Bond: John Cha. 10 p.m.

    0225TUE: THE ROUNDUP

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    Reason enough to celebrate for us. (Photo by Tony Tran | SPYONvegas.com)

    Bellagio’s Hyde celebrates the second anniversary of its Lost Angels industry night with DJ Konflict. That’s two years of telling exuberant locals “No, you cannot climb over this glass partition and jump into the fountains, even though it looks like you’d be able to ride up and down on it like Daffy Duck in a cartoon involving Old Faithful.” Really, security at Hyde should be commended for their patience for having to go through that whole spiel night after night. (more…)

    KRUPA LACES UP FOR BIG GAME

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    Be–because of the lace dress, you see.

    It was a buffet of Bravo reality ladies at Hyde Saturday night, with Real Housewives of Miami’s Joanna Krupa and Shas of Sunset’s GG Gharachedaghi doing a pre-Super Bowl party. The kind of party that can get you to dress like a referee, which Gharachedaghi did. Either that or she just got off her shit at Incredibly Lax Uniform Policy Lady Foot Locker. Is “BDSM referee” a Halloween costume you can buy? It should be, right?

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    PATRIDGE MAKES OUT WITH ZEBRA

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    Kind of unfair that a zebra got to rub on more girls in leather dresses than we have. (Photos by Bryan Steffy)

    Audrina Patridge is primed for Round 2. It’s been a minute since she was here every weekend to keep The Hills publicity wheels spinning, but now she turned up at Hyde Saturday night as part of a push for her new gig on NBC’s 1st Look, where she takes over from Ali Fedotowski.

    She also partied with a zebra.

    Fine, not a real zebra (it’s never a real zebra, is it?), but a bottle service delivery zebra (it’s never a real bottle service delivery ebra, is it?) on Brody Jenner’s recommendation. She also brought up fans to her booth for photos while she partied with sister Casey Loza and friends.

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    MANSON STARS IN HYDE’S DOPE SHOW

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    We’d actually like to see the 10,000-word invective the real Hunter S. would write about this.

    Because Alice Cooper was busy that night, Hyde Bellagio brought in Marilyn Manson for their Tuesday night Halloween party. He wore his “Liza Minelli dressed like a Columbine shooter” costume. But we know your secret, Mary. You’re just waiting for your shot with a minor-league ballclub.

    Manson’s fiancee, Lindsay Usich, was with him with a group of friends, who got to see him take the mic and rap along to Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z’s “Holy Grail,” before he pulled skull decorations off the wall and started hurling them into the crowd. Which is the kind of spirited, anarchic mayhem you can get into when you’re the Antichrist superstar.

    After all of that, he landed at Crazy Horse III’s afterhours with Lil Jon. Which, you know, “Marilyn Manson and Lil Jon tour strip clubs” would easily rocket to the top of our new favorite reality shows.

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    KOURTNEY KEEPS UP WITH HYDE

    Kourtney
    Just in case she forgets her own name.

    Well, if Kourtney Kardashian taking sips from a champagne flute is enough to disprove pregnancy rumors, then Kourtney Kardashian isn’t pregnant. You know, unless she switched out the champagne for ginger ale. But that kind of carefully calculated media manipulation seems beneath a Kardashian.

    The eldest of the Kardashian sisters took to Instagram while at Hyde Saturday night to show off her bubbly-imbibing prowess. She partied with actress Malika Haqq, drinking Dom at 2 a.m., probably just happy to be somewhere where it’s highly unlikely Scott Disick could drop a chainsaw on her.

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    BRODY JENNER CROSSES 30 THRESHOLD

    Jenner
    Welcome to being old, Brody.

    Bromance star Brody Jenner (a thing you can actually pay money to watch on your computer!) was at Hyde Saturday night to celebrate his 30th birthday with a bunch of friends and not a single step-Kardashian.

    He was there with friends, and when his obligatory cake came up, Jenner flung a chunk at another one of his buddies, touching off a cake war. Between this and Steve Aoki, cake is the new champagne shower. Speaking of bubbly, Champagne King Don Johnson was spotted at a nearby table, while Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett turned up and swung by the table. Golfer Tommy Armour III stopped by as well, though not in any kind of fanciful pants. What’s event he point of being a golfer if you don’t have any fanciful pants?

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    DISICK DECLARES HIMSELF ROYALTY

    Disick
    “This is the emotion you people call ‘excitement,’ correct?” (Photos by Jeff Bottari)

    Scott Disick put on a tuxedo and called his birthday party “Lord Disick’s 30th,” which is a thing people do. Besides, “Terrifying Wax Statue Marks 30th Anniversary of Magically Coming to Life” was a little wordy for the posters.

    Kourtney Kardashian, clearly compelled by the spell the evil wizard put on her to spend her life chained to a crudely constructed megalomaniacal automaton, was with him while future Menendez children Mason and Penelope stayed at home.

    Kris Jenner heard there was going to be a camera within 50 yards of the Hyde shindig on Sunday, so she came out too. Rob Kardashian played it cool and ducked the spotlight, though he did say he was flirting with the idea of spending six days in Vegas without hoisting a cocktail. We’re pretty sure that’s technically illegal, but we need to double check with Oscar Goodman first. Noted fan of juries Joe Francis also got in on the action, to the surprise of none.

    Disick got in the booth with DJ Reach to rap along to Rihanna’s “Diamonds,” where he found himself really identifying with the song’s titular cold, hard, colorless allotrope of carbon.

    Also on Sunday, the crew dined at Fix, where Kourtney drank only water. So feel free to start any and all pregnancy speculation that you’d like. Rob headed over to 1 Oak to catch FloRida after having been there for Snoop the night before.

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