Poor Knicks-lovin’ bastard. (Photos by Joe Fury)
Wale takes another victory lap for Born Sinner tonight at Haze. Still waiting for his collaboration with Jerry Seinfeld to drop though. Which will of course lead to the Jay-Z/Kramer album, and eventually, a Bubba Sparxxx/Newman collabo. Click for more words and pictures »
Chris Brown at Rehab. The fun one at the Hard Rock, though. (Photo by Bryan Steffy)
Hey, remember that Black Magic Bayou Halloween party Chris Brown and you’re-not-Rihanna-but-I-guess-you’ll-do girlfriend Karrueche Tran were going to throw at Haze November 1? No? Well don’t worry about looking it up, because thanks to Captain Angrypant’s Magical Rehab Adventure, it ain’t happening. DJ Loczi will still be in effect for the evening, though.
The baseball cap makes this seem so … pedestrian. (Photo by Tony Tran | SPYONvegas.com)
Pole-A-Palooza, the annual celebration of ladies dry-humping a quasi-sturdy piece of brass, moves over from The Bank to Haze this year. $10,000 in cash and prizes are up for grabs for the saucy lasses who have the best grind game. Click for more words and pictures »
(Photo by Derek Degner | SPYONvegas.com)
This whole Superman & Batman movie seems like it’s coming along well, and we like the direction they’re going away from Henry Cavill. Also, it’s nice of Haze to give a place for all the Comic-Con folks to go after San Diego.
As a Giants fan, we sincerely hope his knee healed at like a 90 degree angle.
When Redskins quareterback Robert Griffin III was at Haze Saturday night for his bachelor party, he apparently wasn’t too interested in dance music. Or in letting anyone else hear any dance music. Because when he arrived with DeAngelo Hall, London Fletcher and Josh Morgan, Griffin asked the DJ switch from house to hip-hop. Which they did. Really, when you’re walking around with London Fletcher at your side, it’s amazing how many of your requests get honored.
Kind of disappointed Diplo didn’t engage him in a chicken fight. (Photo by Amit Dadlaney | SPYONvegas.com)
At last night’s Major Lazer performance at Haze, Afrojack came in to check out Diplo, Wlashy Fire and Jillionaire. He was parading around the club with a waitress on his shoulders. Which gives us an idea–instead of doing traditional, side-by-side two-by-four DJ collaborations, why not go for the more exotic, vertical, four-by-two? Sure, there’s going to need to be some construction work on the booth, but it seems worth it.
Still not sure how country grammar is taught in St. Louis schools. (Photo by Al Powers)
Haze is getting hot in here. Herre. Wherever. Point being, Nelly is going into be at Haze tonight. Which we suppose makes it more like HazE.I., right? Eh? Anyone? No? Fine. We tried. Not hard, mind you. But technically, we tried. Click for more words and pictures »
Someone’s getting a room charge for five robes when they check out.
T-Pain started his House of Pain residency on Saturday night at Haze, rolling in with a crew decked out in Aria bathrobes. Which is the kind of halfassed, last-minute costume planning we’d expect from a bunch of guys who came to Vegas for a long weekend only to realize once they got here it was Halloween.
He personally greeted people at the tables before spinning a track he produced just for the residency. Which we’re guessing involved autotune. In the crowd to check it out were the Dolphins’ Kevin Burnett, the Cowboys’ Anthony Spencer, Daisy de la Hoya and Darryl Strawberry, who probably shouldn’t be allowed in nightclubs for his own good.
Just like this, except Wonder Woman is way sluttier and Superman is ordering bottle service.
Haze tonight gives you an excuse to put on tights and prance around. Not that you needed one. They’re doing the League of Nightlife Heroes, where the superhero with the biggest crew wins $2,500. Which could be used more or less to buy a lifetime supply of underwear you wear outside your pants. Up, up and a-Haze? Click for more words and pictures »
“Even El Scorcho couldn’t ruin these finely crafted AG Jeans.”
Weezer took over Haze last night to play a private party for fashionistas from AG Jeans. AG Jeans: The jeans that won’t come “Undone!” AG Jeans: They’ll have you leading The Good Life! You’ll feel like you could walk Across the Sea in these finely crafted AG Jeans. If Buddy Holly didn’t die in a fiery plane wreck in 1959, he’d surely be wearing AG Jeans today!
Before the band did “Say it Ain’t So,” Rivers Cuomo said, “I’m just up here rockin in my AG Jeans – they fit sooo niiiice.” Which we’re guessing was said in the spirit of ’90s irony? Maybe?
There to check out the show was model, actress and, most importantly, heiress Lydia Hearst rocking an incredibly bare midriff. Which we’re guessing made her great-grandfather proud he went through all the trouble of starting the Spanish-American War to secure that kind of freedom.