Just like this, only with more, you know, sunshine. (Photo by Josh Metz | SpyOnVegas.com)

Have you seen the sparkly pink GBDC billboards around town? That stands for Ghostbar Dayclub which, as you may have figured out by now, is a dayclub. At Ghostbar. (We always knew you were smarter than your good-for-nothing brother.)

Looks like things will get going at the pool-free daytime party Oct. 22 at 1 p.m., with Zen Freeman. They’re also promising a “high-end champagne bar” and a pinata. And who doesn’t love pinatas? Sociopaths, that’s who.

Now the important question is: Will anyone actually hook up in a full-light-but-no-bikini situation? Or is this going to wind up being one elaborate pre-game to the evening’s festivities, where by midnight they’ll literally be scraping 11-hour drunks up off the floor and jamming them into the elevator with a forklift?

By Jason Scavone