Nice hair, Riki. No wonder Daisy considers you her gay friend.

The eternal battle between Has Been and Never Was continues Saturday at The Joint in the Hard Rock as Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden will take on former “Headbanger’s Ball” host and current VH1 bitch Riki Rachtman in a girly slapfight billed as a boxing match.
The match is part of Ellismania 5, an event produced by former pro-skateboarder and radio host Jason Ellis who will take on Mark Zupan from the film Murderball in a totally politically correct wheelchair fight in which both men will be taped to chairs with the winner being whoever knocks the other man out of his chair three times.

A third fight is scheduled as a triple-threat match in which three to-be-announced “celebrities” will fight blindfolded with electric shock collars on while three other to-be-announced “celebrities” will control the shock collars (please let one of them be Betty White!).

By Jared Harmon

Take this advice to heart: Never screw with an Aussie who loves to box.

Yes, there will be a porn star taking shots to the face. Just not, you know, like you’re used to.

Josh Richmond from SiriusXM is going to box porn star Joanna Angel as part of the EllisMania at the Hard Rock Hotel this weekend, where extreme sports star Jason Ellis of satellite radio’s “The Jason Ellis Show” is putting on a weekend of concerts, radio recordings and, in the indomitable spirit of Chuck Wepner fighting Andre the Giant, ridiculous boxing.

Fans will fight fans in one-armed and shock collar matches, while Ellis himself will fight former Oasis bassist Andy Bell. And really, who can argue with someone from Oasis catching a beating? Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone