Take this advice to heart: Never screw with an Aussie who loves to box.

Yes, there will be a porn star taking shots to the face. Just not, you know, like you’re used to.

Josh Richmond from SiriusXM is going to box porn star Joanna Angel as part of the EllisMania at the Hard Rock Hotel this weekend, where extreme sports star Jason Ellis of satellite radio’s “The Jason Ellis Show” is putting on a weekend of concerts, radio recordings and, in the indomitable spirit of Chuck Wepner fighting Andre the Giant, ridiculous boxing.

Fans will fight fans in one-armed and shock collar matches, while Ellis himself will fight former Oasis bassist Andy Bell. And really, who can argue with someone from Oasis catching a beating? Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone