If this face doesn’t melt your little heart, it’s made of stone.

The oddly mesmerizing and attractive Jonah Hill was at Pure in Caesars Palace on Saturday night. Yes, the guy from Superbad and no, we’re not your regular Fiasco blogger. That guy much prefers Michael Cera. We do, too, but baby-fat-face Arrested Development Michael Cera.

Also at Pure were Carrot Top and Criss Angel, who — and we can say this with near certainty – probably spent the night talking about how they’re weirdly attracted to Jonah Hill, too.

Angel and the Top set out for LAX in the Luxor later in the night and Hill followed, probably not carrying a detergent tub full of beer, sadly. Baseball player Shawn Chacon was already there, drinking Patron ahead of the curve. Baseball, curve – that was a pun, guys.

By Michelle McKay

Criss Angel cuts his own hair … with MAGIC. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Mindfreak and lucky stiff who gets to date Miss USA hopeful Miss Nevada, Veronica Grabowski, hopped up on stage at Ivan Kane’s Forty Deuce at Mandalay Bay last night to introduce the burlesque troupe.

He later mingled with the dancers after the show before talking to a mysterious stranger who looked suspiciously like David Bowie to learn the secrets of The Transported Man trick.

By Jason Scavone

(Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

You have to wonder: If Criss Angel can mess with your mind, make you believe you’re levitating or give up your social security number or whatever it is that the Mindfreak star does, then couldn’t he just make it appear as if he’s receiving an award?!

Well, we’ll never know if the 2008 Merlin “Magician of the Year” award he’s being presented tomorrow, Feb. 14, at the Luxor by the International Magicians Society is real … or if it’s an illusion. I mean, this is the fourth time he’s received it — and he’s the first magician to do so consecutively. We could show up at 7 p.m. at the hotel’s Atrium Level to find out, but that could all be a trick as well! Trust no one.

By Pj Perez