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Not content to continue manufacturing implants with just silicone or saline, Dow Chemical has begun marketing sleeping gas boobs.

By Jason Scavone

See? They really do look better with at least a little hair on them.

CatHouse inside Luxor gets Halloween week going with Bald Kitty tonight, where the sexiest costume wins a laser hair removal package worth $4,000 from Ideal Image. We’d argue that anyone who’s going to win a sexiest costume contest already has hair removal under control, but any excuse for broads to flounce around in fishnets is fine with us. The first 100 ladies in the club before midnight also win lingerie. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

The rare scissor-kick junk twirl is a sure-fire contest winner. (Photo by Aaron Garcia | SpyOnVegas.com. Additional photo courtesy)

Last night, CatHouse at Luxor held the BattleCats dance-off with the winning crew bringing home $5,000 to spend on shiny new MC Hammer pants. Wait, BattleCats … like … Battlecat Battlecat? Eternia represent! Ram-Man’s headspins are tight.

Criss Angel was hanging out with Holly Madison during the competition, and he gave the winners and runners-up an extra $1,000 each and offered them the opportunity to perform at his Believe opening night party for $5,000, saying the crews reminded him of his start as a breakdancer.

Madison, meanwhile, also spent some time at Jet inside The Mirage for the Industry Cheer Bowl, with the crew from the Palms. Her Liberation From Ol’ Wrinklenuts World Tour is expected to continue for the next six to eight months. Hef, meanwhile, will keep on salving his wounds between two 19-year-old twins.

By Jason Scavone

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Congratulations, you just gave Proposition 8 all the ammo they’ll ever need.

By Jason Scavone

He wears that skullcap everywhere.

Olympic gold medalist Cullen Jones split time last night between Tao at The Venetian, where he and friends downed Goose and he spent the night dancing with a lady; and CatHouse inside Luxor where Mike Tyson was also hanging out. Jones took gold in the 100-meter relay with a little help from Poseidon, Ruler of the Depths, known in his human form as Michael Phelps.

By Jason Scavone

Sadly, this has nothing to do with Billy Idol.

CatHouse inside Luxor launches Gen X tonight, its new Thursday night throwback party that features music of the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s. You know, like all those crappy adult contemporary radio stations promise. Except in this case, we expect there to be significantly more Soundgarden. Seriously, CatHouse, drop a little “Drawing Flies” in there. You won’t be disappointed.

Have we gotten to that point already, where Generation X is due for widespread retro revival? Will club kids will start rolling around wearing flannel ironically and insisting Reality Bites is a good movie? Dear God, we’re are entering a futurified recursion loop.

By Jason Scavone

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OK, yes, she hunted and killed a bald eagle, but she used her boobs to do it. So that totally makes it sporting, right?

By Jason Scavone

What would the eco-friendly reusable canvas bag be in this metaphor? (Photo by Melissa Reese | SpyOnVegas.com)

Everybody loves free stuff. Especially when by “stuff” we mean “boobs.” Well, it doesn’t have to be boobs. It could be some sweet, sweet not-sexy lip injections. Regardless, CatHouse inside Luxor hosts Paper or Plastic tonight, where a young lady who spends her evening collecting the most “food stamps” in the night can choose between $2,500 in cash or $4,500 in plastic surgery by Dr. Samir Pancholi. If you go for the plastic surgery, don’t worry. Kim Kardashian won’t judge you. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

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Well. It’s just like Busby Berkeley for the trollop set. Six or seven more like that and they could re-enact 42nd Street.

By Jason Scavone

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Whether that’s supposed to be mouth-to-mouth or CPR, we’re pretty sure she’s doing it wrong.

By Jason Scavone