This needs to be the uniform at more jobs. (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

There’s a lot of Baywatch going on this weekend. No Hoff, but Baywatch nonetheless.

Angelica Bridges, who did two years on the show, is hosting a bachelor and bachelorette Auction for New Vista Community at the Golden Nugget tomorrow night with NASCAR driver Taylor Barton; Pam Anderson does her birthday at Tao Friday night; and Carmen Electra hosts at Crown with fiance Rob Patterson.

The former Korn guitarist is doing a live guitar/DJ set. We’ll be at home doing a combo Guitar Hero/DJ Hero set. It’s pretty much the same thing, except we don’t have to live with the terrible knowledge that we used to work with a guy named “Munky.” Seriously, how much of a step up did Rob Patterson take up in life from having to listen to Jonathan Davis complain about his parents all day to staring at Carmen Electra’s boobs all night? The only other person on the planet who’s had that kind of turnaround is Maddox Jolie.

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Electra in electric blue. Someone needs to give her an eel to make this image complete. (Photo by Jacob Andraziak)

Floyd Mayweather still isn’t budging on the whole Manny Pacquiao thing, so apparently he spent Friday night sizing up Carmen Electra as a possible opponent. Sadly, he opted to get in the ring with Sugar Shane Mosley instead.

While Electra hosted at Crystals’ Eve, her fiance Rob Patterson of Otep and formerly of Korn ran the turntables for a crowd that included Cardinals QB of the future Matt Leinart, the Most Excited By The News Of Kurt Warner’s Retirement Man In America. With Nicole Eggert over at Tabu, it’s really a shame that David Hasselhoff was nowhere to be found all weekend.

Electra and Patterson had dinner downstairs at Beso before heading up to the club. She was staying at Vdara where she ducked into the lounge at Bar Vdara before heading over to Eve.

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Half an inch of fabric is all that stops this from being So You Think You Can Dance?

Carmen Electra makes her return to toplessness tonight when she hooks back up with Crazy Horse Paris at MGM Grand. Well, in public anyway. We mean, we assume she showers and all that. You know what we mean.

Electra previously had a run in the show in July, and she’s back to do 8 and 10:30 p.m. shows tonight through Monday, and Oct. 14 through 17. She’s appears in the numbers “Leçon D’Érotisme,” “Chain Gang” and the finale “Étoile de Paris,” the latter being an interpretive re-imagining of her work in Disaster Movie.

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‘Hey, Carmen Electra, where do babies come from?’ (Additional photos by Erik Kabik, Scott Harrison | Retna)

Carmen Electra did night two of Crazy Horse Paris at MGM Grand last night, marking her big debut with a stroll down the red carpet, even stopping to take a picture with a girl who walked away crying and shaking. Incidentally, that’s how we walk away every time a pretty girl stops to throw an arm around us for 10 seconds. She’s doing three numbers in the show — “Leçon D’Érotisme,” “Chain Gang” and the finale “Étoile de Paris.” An earlier number, “Leçon D’Baywatch Nights” was cut due to length.

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No matter how many times you see her topless, it never really gets old, does it? (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

The verdict is in, and the court finds the defendant topless.

Carmen Electra ditched the pasties for her debut at Crazy Horse Paris at MGM Grand, where she’ll be featured through Monday — although the other dancers kept the pasties on just to mess with her. Look, we’re not one to say that some things are just too serious to joke about but … some things are too serious to joke about. Toplessness is one of them. We appreciate a good laugh, but let’s not lessen the overall nudity quotient for humor’s sake.

Fellow traveler in nakedosity Holly Madison was in the audience to check out her temporary competition. If this leads to some kind of derobing arms race, we’re completely fine with that.

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Even her OBGYN isn’t this concerned. (Photos by Scott Harrison. Additional photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Carmen Electra has been the source of pregnancy speculation for years, and her birthday party at Wet Republic was no different, with the Internet convinced she’s about to pop out a kid because she wore a sundress at the party instead of a bikini. That’s like saying Bea Arthur is hiding her pregnancy behind that big boxy coffin.

Electra was at the pool with fiance Rob Patterson, rocking a Far Beyond Driven Pantera shirt. Come on, Rob. Go Southern Trendkill if all you’re trying to do is stay away from Vulgar Display of Power. Patterson did some time on the turntables while Electra was in her bungalow with a group of girls that included Rock of Love’s Mercia.

Electra also got a video montage of birthday greetings from the likes of Perez Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Just what she wanted for her birthday — a reminder that she starred in Disaster Movie.

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‘Do these boobs make my boobs look big?’ (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Carmen Electra, cover model for Playboy’s 55th anniversary issue, was at the Playboy Club inside the Palms Saturday night to put on the bunny costume and deal a little blackjack after a day of dealer training and certification with the Nevada Gaming Commission on Friday. That’s much, much more preparation than she needed for Disaster Movie.

Electra came in with George Maloof just before 10 p.m., and dealt cards for around an hour. After she was done, she was joined by Dasha Astafieva, who’s Miss January in the new issue. Electra stayed until midnight. She drank Sex on the Beach, while Astafieva went with Baileys.

Also at Playboy was former Bears defensive end Richard Dent, who played blackjack at Electra’s table for her entire turn. UFC ring announcer Bruce Buffer was also there.

By Jason Scavone

You’ve got to watch her to make sure she doesn’t start dealing from the bottom. (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)

Carmen Electra is sitting in as a guest Bunny dealer Saturday night at the Playboy Club inside the Palms. Electra is the cover model on the magazine’s 55th anniversary issue. The magazine hits stands in January. To mark the occasion, Electra plans to indulge in her favorite hobby, marrying a tattooed freak. Steve-O, your publicist will be putting a call through shortly.

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She should’ve gone as Holly Madison dressed as Pam Anderson from Baywatch. (Photos by Scott Harrison | Retna)

Carmen Electra did her Halloween turn at Rok Vegas inside New York-New York, going as a cigarette girl who had a tray full of candy instead of smokes. We’re pretty sure a pack of Parliaments would’ve made more people’s Halloween than a fun-size Milky Way, but whatever. As Candy Girls go, she couldn’t hold a candle to Selma Hayek’s turn in Dogma.

Fiance Rob Patterson, formerly of Korn, was along to do a DJ set with a little guitar work thrown in there. Sure, but did he play any New Edition?

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This is at least as funny as any joke actually in the movie. (Photos by Erik Kabik)

Carmen Electra spent Saturday at the Hard Rock Hotel to promote the release of Meet the Spartans on DVD, the little film that managed to insult the intelligence of even the people who looked forward to Date Movie. She was joined by co-star Method Man as they listened to a performance from P.O.D. We assume the ghost of ODB has been haunting Method for taking a paycheck for a film that prompted an outpouring of critical bile that Max Bialystock could only have dreamed of.

Later in the evening, Electra went over to Smashtime at Body English where Roger Taylor of Duran Duran spun a surprise set on the turntables as bandmates Simon Le Bon and Nick Rhodes hung out, along with The Killers guitarist Dave Keuning.

By Jason Scavone