She can get you a good price on leggings. (Photo by Jeremy Womack)

Hey, did we mention we’re having the official DailyFiasco.com launch party Sunday night at The Bank inside Bellagio with Lindsay Lohan good influence DJ Samantha Ronson? We did? Good. Don’t forget it or we’ll have to get an angry, gun-toting Dennis Farina to come settle your hash. Lucky for you, we can call Dennis off if you plan on coming.

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Eddie McDonald finds your turntable skills to be “wack.” (SpyOnVegas.com)

It’s another Thursday and another night of Sessions at The Bank inside Bellagio at 10:30 p.m. Jersey boy Eddie McDonald is in the booth, where he’ll be fistfighting ninjas as he he spins. OK, no, he won’t, but you’ve got to admit, the idea is kind of awesome. Someone needs to run with that. Click for more words and pictures »

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Pick a Corey, any Corey. (Via AETV.com)

Assistant-molestation victim Corey Feldman (as opposed to “Rape, so to speak” victim Corey Haim) celebrates his birthday tonight at Bellagio’s Bank at 10:30 p.m. We’re never satisfied when just one of two Lost Boys appear in public, but sometimes, you’ve got to take what you can get. Maybe he’ll do some scenes from License to Drive or something. If you refuse to hang out with one unless the other is around, read on for your alternatives. Click for more words and pictures »

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The two people you don’t mess with: The Zohan, and that guy from Entourage who isn’t Vince or Turtle.

Managing partner of The Bank at Bellagio and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan actor Danny A. Abeckaser celebrated his birthday Saturday night will fellow Zohan-ite Ido Messori, and a few other lesser-known names.

Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg took time off from their whirlwind weekend at The Venetian’s Tao to engage in the festivities. Entourage’s Kevin Connolly and Alpha Dog’s Lukas Haas stayed at Abeckaser’s table until the wee hours. Jamie-Lynn Sigler danced until 3 a.m. with former Sopranos co-star Robert Iler, which, no matter how much they’re not brother and sister in real life, still seems kind of gross. Click for more words and pictures »

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More house music than you could choke a hippo with. (Photo by Aaron Garcia | SpyOnVegas.com)

The Bank inside Bellagio holds Sessions tonight, bringing in two DJs for the price of one. Kris Nilsson and Chirs Aurelius get things going at 10:30 p.m. Might you be desperately wondering what your other entertainment options are? Read on, friend. Events at 10 p.m. unless noted. Click for more words and pictures »

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For real, he’s starting to look like Javier Bardem in No Country, right? (Additional photos by Hew Burney and courtesy.)

It would be like a day without sunshine without at least one Criss Angel sighting. He was at The Bank inside Bellagio on Sunday night. His ex, Veronica Grabowski, had her own weekend duties to attend to, working the room at Prive Friday evening.

Also at Bank on Sunday was CeCe Peniston. Over at CatHouse inside Luxor, Steve and Elaine Wynn’s son-in-law Peter Early was treated to a surprise birthday dinner last night when the girl in the Catbox window pulled up her sheet to cover up while changing, and “Happy Birthday Peter” was written in white lace letters. Steve Wynn then bought the entire nation of Rhodesia on a whim. Click for more words and pictures »

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Even the best dancer’s can’t handle Jerry Rice. (Photo by Scott Harrison, additional pictures by Harrison and Erik Kabik)

Dancing with the Stars runner-up Stacy Keibler led the way at CatHouse inside Luxor Friday night for a parade of celebs that included Michelle Rodriguez of Lost, Molly and Holly of Sunset Tan, Criss Angel, Carrot Top, chef Kerry Simon and Aleksandra, Izabela, and Monika Okapiec, the Polish violin-playing triplets of Alizma. We’re pretty sure there’s a fantastic ethnic joke in there somewhere, but we’ll decline for now.

Rodgriguez and her girlfriend ate at the restaurant before hitting the red carpet, going with the tuna tartare and filet mignon. Rodriguez turned up Saturday at the VIP balcony of Bellagio’s Bank with nary a time-traveling, baby-stealing, smoke-monster-controlling Other in sight.

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Isn’t that the hat from Benny & Joon ? (Via myspace.com/samantharonson )

Hawaiian Tropic Zone kicks off the launch of its nightclub Torrid with DJ Samantha Ronson, who has a — let’s say unconventional relationship with Lindsay Lohan . Because last week’s New York City outburst was centered around Ronson, there’s been speculation that Lohan will show up to Torrid tonight. Maybe she just wants to check out what her mother was hyping up .

UPDATE: Ronson and Lohan were seen dining together at Strip House. Now if only one of the Olsen twins were in town …

Joining Ronson will be Playboy playmate Amanda Paige and American Curves cover model Brooke Banx. On Saturday, Torrid will keep things going with Strip Las Vegas’ May release party featuring cover model Valentina Vaughn, Penthouse pet and author Dr. Z and pets Cassia Riley, Justine Jolie, Jamie Lynn and Penthouse Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson. Which should be enough to satisfy even your, frankly disgusting, licentiousness. Click for more words and pictures »

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Now with 50 percent more old-school rappers. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

Rehab at Hard Rock Hotel officially kicks off its swimming season with a grand opening party Sunday featuring DMX, whose snarling and growling should provide ample cadence for your laps.

At the Playboy Club inside The Palms, DJ Dimitri from Paris celebrates the release of his new album during the club’s Sunday After Dark party. Also, he’ll hopefully clear up why he isn’t, say, Dimitri from Moscow.

Finally, The Bank at Bellagio is throwing a birthday bash for resident DJ David Christian. Hopefully, he’ll at least get to take his birthday off. We’d volunteer to man the turntables, but our collection of creepy circus music and all-klezmer covers of ’80s power ballads usually isn’t well received.

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Dude, you’re totally bogarting those. (Via www.myspace.com/doug_benson)

We know Sunday is your national holiday and all that, but if you could unwrap your mouths from the business end of your bongs for more than an hour, CineVegas is presenting a free screening of comedian Doug Benson’s documentary Super High Me in the back patio of Beauty Bar. They’ll even provide free popcorn if, for some magical reason, you might be a little hungry when you show up. Just bring your own lawn chair.

The doc follows Benson as he abstains from pot for a month, then smokes, eats, vaporizes, and we assume injects, weed for 30 straight days to study the effects of marijuana on the human body, as well as exploring political issues surrounding dope.

If your idea of a good time isn’t listening to Phish play the same four chords for 98 minutes, you could always check out Vanilla Ice at Bellagio’s Bank. Or, you could take in the sun and skin at the season opener of The Mirage’s Bare pool. Just leave the bowl at home.

By Jason Scavone