She’s going to dust LC in the freestyle event. (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Friday night saw Audrina Patridge dine at Social House inside Treasure Island, sitting on the patio with friends for sushi. She stayed at TI for the night, checking out Mist later in the evening. Friday must have been the dry run, because she was back for more on Saturday before pulling hosting duties at Christian Audigier the Nightclub.

The Hills star signed autographs on the way in because apparently there are people out there who need a tiny piece of Audrina Patridge in their lives. She was joined by sister Casey and BMX-riding boyfriend Cory Bohan in the VIP section. We don’t mean he was riding a BMX bike at the time, as awesome as that would have been, just that he’s a pro rider.

So when Season 5 of The Hills features more dirt ramps and backflips, at least you’ll know why.

By Jason Scavone

She’s better than you because she’s on TV. (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Audrina Patridge is hosting at Christian Audigier the Nightclub inside Treasure Island on Saturday night. So if you’ve missed the 6,000 other times the Hills star has been in town patrolling the club scene, now’s your chance to get a little taste of that high society greatness. But not literally. If you run up and try to lick Audrina, we’re not responsible. Though we will giggle like a schoolgirl. So you decide if it’s worth it to you. We think it is.

By Jason Scavone

Her mouth says, ‘Delicious frosting’ but her eyes say, ‘Are we done with this yet? I have to go text Spencer.’

Audrina Patridge of The Hills celebrated her 23rd birthday Saturday first at Company American Bistro inside Luxor, then at LAX. The small group of family and friends started out dining on sliders, crab and pan-seared salmon before moving on to Grey Goose cocktails. Partying nearby was OC actor Ben McKenzie, which means we were one Laguna Beach player away from hitting the trifecta. Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Terry was also in the club, presumably not for any teen/twentysomething drama/reality show-related reasons.

Meanwhile, at Pure inside Caesars Palace, Toby Keith caught the eye of fans in town for the Academy of Country Music Awards. Seth Green and Jason Mewes partied with a cadre of friends after watching the Pussycat Dolls perform. Leicester City F.C. midfielder Matthew Oakley stayed out on the terrace, because Pure doesn’t let soccer players come inside. Nor should they. Click for more words and pictures »

By Jason Scavone

Doing her best to dumb down America. (Photo by Erik Kabik)

The Hills’ Audrina Patridge is taking a break from filming the eagerly awaited, direct-to-DVD sequel Into the Blue 2 to celebrate her 23rd birthday at LAX inside Luxor on Saturday. She’s doing the Lord’s work. The first Into the Blue left so many unanswered questions: Do boats still sink? Can they totally find more treasure? Will Jared ever find a wetsuit that doesn’t chafe after a day in the soup?

By Jason Scavone

Just your typical Epic Records employee. (Photo by Erik Kabik)

The Hills – Reality star? Actress? We’re not sure how one would actually classify The Hills – Audrina Patridge was on hand Saturday night to host at Pure inside Caesars Palace.

Following in the prestigious footsteps of Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra, Patridge performed with the Pussycat Dolls. Now, we know you’re desperate to know whether she, well, let’s just say “got into character,” with the Dolls. The answer to all your prayers for grainy cell phone photos can be found here.

By Jason Scavone

PLEASE someone give her a Patridge Family spin-off.

Recent old-photos-coming-back-to-haunt-her victim and Ashton Kutcher accomplice Audrina Patridge will hit play host tonight at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Caesars Palace.

It’s been a big week for The Hills in town with Spencer Pratt staying at the Hard Rock Hotel for Wednesday’s World Event Cagefighting match. Pratt dined with sister Stephanie at Wolfgang Puck’s Cut Wednesday night, and was seen in Cut’s lounge last night with love interest Heidi Montag.

It was reported yesterday that Montag and Pratt were staying in separate hotels over the weekend. Rumors of a feature-length Hills movie started swirling around the Internet yesterday, leading to simultaneous explosion of thousands of teenage girls’ heads.

By Jason Scavone