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  • HAZE TO CLOSE, SO AVRIL LAVIGNE DOES 30TH AT THE BANK

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    Calm down, Avril, it’s a cake not a new Porsche. (Photos by Denise Truscello)

    Haze, long the rumor subject of a grand remodeling, is calling it a run after a Halloween weekend Carl Cox appearance on November 1. Whatever they do, please don’t ditch the diorama when you walk in. It feels like having a penalty box right in the club. Like you could send someone there two minutes for spilling their drink on someone, or requesting Avicii from the DJ. Of course, that would kind of suck for the sexy ladies that already occupy the diorama. This plan needs work. Point being: Let’s get some penalty boxes up in the clubs. And also an airhorn to play when the club returns to full strength.

    (Update: Light Group issued a statement saying we’ll get something new in that spot next year. “Haze at Aria Resort & Casino will be closing its doors at the end of October to make way for a new concept in 2015. Stay tuned for details.” So there you go. That prime positioning near the Aria valet won’t go for naught.)

    When it came time to celebrate her 30th birthday, it was another Light Group property for technically-still-Mrs. Chad Kroeger. Avril Lavigne was at The Bank Saturday night. She got to town on a private jet, without any Nickleback dead weight. She hung out with her friends before dipping out at 2:45 a.m.

    Also rocking The Bank were UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer, who hung out with Rashad Evans. The also didn’t come with any members of Nickleback. Good job, everyone, for committing to a Nickleback-free night.

    RING GIRL PARTY

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    We can’t decide which one we’re most attracted to; Arianny or that selection of booze?

    Ultimate Fighting Championship ring girls and domestic batterers Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer will host a party tomorrow night at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino featuring music from DJs From Mars, DJ Presto One and Ryne Green.
    The event will be an after-party for UFC 168 and will be co-hosted by fighter Josh Barnett, but let’s be honest, no one’s going there to see him.

    CELESTE CELEBRATES MAXIM


    DJ Loczi is almost as excited as we are. (Photos by Hew Burney)

    If there’s one thing we’ll never get tired of, it’s Arianny Celeste looking all booby. And lo and behold, there was Arianny Celeste at the Hard Rock this weekend looking all booby. Funny how that works out.

    Celeste was celebrating being on the cover of Maxim (which is like, what, four times a year at this point?) at Vanity after The Ultimate Fighter finale at The Joint Saturday night. Brittany Palmer was also there, but because she isn’t a brunette, we kind of care a lot less.

    UFC SHOULD DITCH THE FIGHTING ANGLE


    They can become the Ultimate Fbikini Championship. The “F” is silent. (Photos by Joe Fury)

    The UFC was doing its Fight Week Pool Party at th– oh, screw it. Here are some pictures of Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer in bikinis. You’re welcome.

    The UFC ring girls were joined by Rachelle Leah, Kenda Perez, Chrissy Blair, Vanezssa Hanson, Chuck Liddell and Rashad Evans, because of course some dudes had to crowd in there and ruin it for the rest of us. The pool party went down at the Palms, just in case you were wondering where it was you could be kicking yourself for not going today.

    CELESTE CLEARED


    It’s our D.A.’s finest moment.

    It’s a good day for America. Our precious national resources remain intact. Arianny Celeste won’t face any charges in her domestic battery arrest, keeping our Strategic Hotness Reserves at their highest levels since 1947, when Rita Hayworth was secured in Fort Knox to guard against possible resurgent Nazism in West Berlin. She’s now free to resume roaming Miami in a bikini, making us forget exactly what we were doing that was so damn important.

    CELESTE ARRESTED

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    Wait! We’ve seen some awesome women-in-prison movies. Let’s not be hasty with the release. (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)

    Arianny Celeste landed herself in the Clark County Detention Center May 26 on a domestic violence charge.

    Super hot, makes her living wielding a bikini, has a kind of crazy, violent side? Wow, now we’re swooning even harder.

    Celeste was released on $3,000 bail and has a hearing May 30, and Dana White has said the UFC is standing behind her. She did send out some tweets about going crazy, that were later deleted. Look, the important thing here is that we get her a black-and-white striped bikini and maybe some handcuffs, right? Can we all just agree on that?

    CELESTE FORMS CHEERING SECTION


    Pacquaio was propelled to victory through the power of affiliated hotness. And also his left hook. (Photos by Bryan Haraway)

    Speaking of “girls we’d set a homeless guy on fire to share a table at Coffee Bean with,” Arianny Celeste was at Studio 54 Friday night to host a prefight party to sign a few autographs for fans and spread the Pacquiao love. Not that Manny needed the help. It does mean, though, now that she’s publicly a fan, that her chances of getting to hang out for Filipino congressional sessions are now through the roof.

    0308TUE: THE ROUNDUP


    Is it weird that she’s even hotter when she’s bloody?

    Pure, distilled, 200-proof hotness Arianny Celeste hosts tonight at Chateau for the kickoff of industry night there. It’s also a Ciroc party for Nightclub & Bar. but we won’t hold that against her. The important question here is: Why isn’t Arianny Celeste hosting every party? (more…)

    WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE


    For reals, we are seriously going to get into the forest-based involuntary catering business.

    What is it with this recent trend of super hot girls who are also a little nerdy and seem like they’d be super cool to hang out with, like Olivia Munn, Adrianne Curry and Arianny Celeste? And how can we encourage this trend to proliferate?

    Celeste did Halloween with a murderous, grandma-eating wolf at Vanity last night — with a dinner at Ago first. We’re pretty sure if we saw Arianny Celeste as a hot Little Red Riding Hood sit down at the next table over we’d pass out in our gnocchi and make everyone in our group abide by our Do Not Resuscitate order. (more…)

    CELESTE NAMED TOP MODEL

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    The clothes make the man, but the foamcore check makes the woman. (Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)

    UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste took down Las Vegas Top Model Sunday at The Bank inside Bellagio, the $5,000 first-place prize and the lovely giant novelty check that comes with it. The Vegas native representing Red Models has been with UFC for two years, has appeared on Maxim.com and FHMOnline.com. So just keep it in mind the next time you’re at a UFC bout: It’s not all about two dudes whaling on each other ’til someone’s bloody. Sometimes, it’s about a local contest winner in a swimsuit.

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