DJ Loczi is almost as excited as we are. (Photos by Hew Burney)
If there’s one thing we’ll never get tired of, it’s Arianny Celeste looking all booby. And lo and behold, there was Arianny Celeste at the Hard Rock this weekend looking all booby. Funny how that works out.
Celeste was celebrating being on the cover of Maxim (which is like, what, four times a year at this point?) at Vanity after The Ultimate Fighter finale at The Joint Saturday night. Brittany Palmer was also there, but because she isn’t a brunette, we kind of care a lot less.
They can become the Ultimate Fbikini Championship. The “F” is silent. (Photos by Joe Fury)
The UFC was doing its Fight Week Pool Party at th– oh, screw it. Here are some pictures of Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer in bikinis. You’re welcome.
The UFC ring girls were joined by Rachelle Leah, Kenda Perez, Chrissy Blair, Vanezssa Hanson, Chuck Liddell and Rashad Evans, because of course some dudes had to crowd in there and ruin it for the rest of us. The pool party went down at the Palms, just in case you were wondering where it was you could be kicking yourself for not going today.
It’s our D.A.’s finest moment.
It’s a good day for America. Our precious national resources remain intact. Arianny Celeste won’t face any charges in her domestic battery arrest, keeping our Strategic Hotness Reserves at their highest levels since 1947, when Rita Hayworth was secured in Fort Knox to guard against possible resurgent Nazism in West Berlin. She’s now free to resume roaming Miami in a bikini, making us forget exactly what we were doing that was so damn important.
Wait! We’ve seen some awesome women-in-prison movies. Let’s not be hasty with the release. (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)
Arianny Celeste landed herself in the Clark County Detention Center May 26 on a domestic violence charge.
Super hot, makes her living wielding a bikini, has a kind of crazy, violent side? Wow, now we’re swooning even harder.
Celeste was released on $3,000 bail and has a hearing May 30, and Dana White has said the UFC is standing behind her. She did send out some tweets about going crazy, that were later deleted. Look, the important thing here is that we get her a black-and-white striped bikini and maybe some handcuffs, right? Can we all just agree on that?
Pacquaio was propelled to victory through the power of affiliated hotness. And also his left hook. (Photos by Bryan Haraway)
Speaking of “girls we’d set a homeless guy on fire to share a table at Coffee Bean with,” Arianny Celeste was at Studio 54 Friday night to host a prefight party to sign a few autographs for fans and spread the Pacquiao love. Not that Manny needed the help. It does mean, though, now that she’s publicly a fan, that her chances of getting to hang out for Filipino congressional sessions are now through the roof.
Is it weird that she’s even hotter when she’s bloody?
Pure, distilled, 200-proof hotness Arianny Celeste hosts tonight at Chateau for the kickoff of industry night there. It’s also a Ciroc party for Nightclub & Bar. but we won’t hold that against her. The important question here is: Why isn’t Arianny Celeste hosting every party? Click for more words and pictures »
For reals, we are seriously going to get into the forest-based involuntary catering business.
What is it with this recent trend of super hot girls who are also a little nerdy and seem like they’d be super cool to hang out with, like Olivia Munn, Adrianne Curry and Arianny Celeste? And how can we encourage this trend to proliferate?
Celeste did Halloween with a murderous, grandma-eating wolf at Vanity last night — with a dinner at Ago first. We’re pretty sure if we saw Arianny Celeste as a hot Little Red Riding Hood sit down at the next table over we’d pass out in our gnocchi and make everyone in our group abide by our Do Not Resuscitate order. Click for more words and pictures »
The clothes make the man, but the foamcore check makes the woman. (Photos by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste took down Las Vegas Top Model Sunday at The Bank inside Bellagio, the $5,000 first-place prize and the lovely giant novelty check that comes with it. The Vegas native representing Red Models has been with UFC for two years, has appeared on Maxim.com and FHMOnline.com. So just keep it in mind the next time you’re at a UFC bout: It’s not all about two dudes whaling on each other ’til someone’s bloody. Sometimes, it’s about a local contest winner in a swimsuit.
One of the few people allowed to prance around the octagon. (Photo by Alex Loc Thieu)
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste celebrated the big 2-3 last night at Tryst inside Wynn Las Vegas with several friends. It’s tough enough trying to spit game at super-hot broads, but how do dudes ever roll up on her? Just knowing she has UFC guys watching her back kind of puts the pressure on. No one wants to get spun into an arm bar if you make a little faux pas.