Great. Now we’ll never get the tarred-and-feathered fetishists to leave the site. (Via myspace.com/thedeadlyseven)

Performance-punk septet The Deadly Seven take the stage at the Canyon Club inside the 4 Queens tonight at 9 p.m with The Adicts.

Imagine if GWAR were a bunch of mostly-naked chicks, and, you know, didn’t feature a guy named “Balsac,” and you’ve got a decent jumping-off point. Or you could just scope the video, which has some super tantalizing, highly arousing clips of a keytar in action.

By Jason Scavone