Local act Searchlight, which landed a song on the Resident Evil: Extinction soundtrack (working title: Exile on Zombie Street), leads the way during Live Revolution at Revolution Lounge inside The Mirage tonight. We’re not promising that the show will devolve in a shambling zombie attack, but they’re really only one degree of separation away, aren’t they?

• Tao Beach at The Venetian runs Sunset Sessions at 10 a.m.
• Rehab is at the Hard Rock Hotel pool at noon.
• The Bank at Bellagio hosts the Endless Summer contest where industry employees can win a posh trip to California.
• Caramel, on the other hand, holds SWAG hosted by Ritual Salon & Spa.
• Mist at Treasure Island holds Sunday Night Live featuring Savagekat.
• Meanwhile at Audigier, DJ Sizzahandz spins.
• Lavo inside Palazzo runs Vice Vice Baby, featuring DJ Vice. Naturally.
• The Orleans continues with one final night of Alice Cooper at 8 p.m.
• Body English at Hard Rock features Kevin Dillon’s birthday party.
• Ra Sushi at Fashion Show Mall has its industry night with VJ Stefan Gilmore from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m.
• House of Blues at Mandalay Bay has Jet Black Stare, Red and Shinedown.
• Cheyenne Saloon (3103 N. Rancho Drive) holds Acoustic Slam Dance open mic at 8 p.m.
• Divebar (3035 E. Tropicana Ave.) holds Extreme Karaoke at 11 p.m.
• Red Room (3101 W. Sahara Ave.) does Local Industry Coming Together.
• Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) welcomes Dead Birds & Blind Kids, Three Rounds and Royal Tees.

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The Karate Dog star Simon Rex will take over Prive inside Planet Hollywood Resort tonight under the guise of his alter ego, Batma– er, Dirt Nasty, along with Andre Legacy. It’s pretty much your only chance you have to say you saw someone from Scary Movie 4 drop rhymes until Timbaland produces Ana Faris’ first album.

• Plenty of options for Liddell vs. Evans viewing parties, including Torrid at Planet Hollywood resort, Diablo’s Cantina and Brand at Monte Carlo and Caramel at Bellagio all at 7 p.m.
• Alice Cooper goes again tonight at The Orleans Showroom at 8 p.m.
• Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock Hotel features Killola and The Action Design.
• Lavo inside Palazzo taps DJ Reach.
• Smashtime is at Hard Rock Hotel’s Body English.
• Rain at the Palms has Paul Oakenfold’s Perfecto.
• Diablo’s Cantina inside Monte Carlo has Red Light, then DJ Dilemma, starting at 9 p.m.
Jillian’s (450 Fremont St.) presents The Robots Guide to Living and North Swell.
• Divebar (3035 E. Tropicana Ave.) welcomes The Quitters and Inverse.
• Beauty Bar (517 Fremont St.) brings in Moksha with R&R.
• Puff (1030 E. Flamingo Road) leads with the John Zito Band and Jesus or a Gun at 8 p.m. and wraps with Cherry Hill.
• Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) holds Teethapalooza featuring Thee Swank Bastards, The Vermin, The Real Shames and The Gunsmiths.
• Squiggy’s (3805 W. Sahara Ave.) rocks Skorchamenza, Shotguns and Gasoline and Sex Pop Suicide at 9 p.m.
• Red Room (3101 W. Sahara Ave.) does Atomic Saturday.
• Icehouse Lounge (650 S. Main St.) holds Mahogany.
• The Aruba Hotel (1215 Las Vegas Blvd.) goes all day with dance group Dynasty Rockers’ 35th anniversary celebration. A barbecue starts at noon and gives way to a music jam from 4 to 9 p.m. with Kilowatt firing up the afterparty at 11 p.m.

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Regulators, mount up. Warren G lets you know what’s up with the two-one-three tonight at Jet inside The Mirage when he dials it back to the mid-’90s for a dose of West Coast g-funk that hasn’t been seen since Dr. Dre grew to 30 feet tall and rampaged through Fremont Street. Or was that just one of our completely awesome fever dreams again?

• Doug Reinhardt of The Hills hosts at LAX inside Luxor.
• Blush at Wynn Las Vegas has the girls of Crazy Horse.
• The Bank at Bellagio brings in Chuck’s Rachel Bilson to host at 10:30 p.m.
• Friday Night Live at the Hard Rock Hotel pool wraps up the season with Collective Soul, preceded, as always, by the SpyOnVegas.com Open Bar from 6 to 9 p.m.
• Body English at Hard Rock Hotel does Indulge.
• CatHouse at Luxor has Lush Friday.
• Torrid at Planet Hollywood Resort welcomes DJ Miss Lisa.
• The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel has Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters.
• Steel Panther is at Green Vally Ranch’s Ovation at 11:30 p.m.
• Diablo’s Cantina at Monte Carlo as the Sin City Sinners, followed by DJ Que starting at 9 p.m.
• Fletch, A Bird A Sparrow, Love it or Leave it, Love you Long Time, Hang Em
  High and Nural, play Jillian’s (450 Fremont St.) at 6 p.m.
• Divebar (3035 E. Tropicana Ave.) brings in Mad Juana, Scurvy Shyster Bastards, Atomic Nutshell and Primadonna.
• Beauty Bar (517 Fremont St.) holds The Get Back.
• Sin City Saloon (252 Convention Center Drive) goes Latin with Menores, Zumata D’Nurva, El Santo En and Atican Las Brujas!.
• Cheyenne Saloon (3103 N. Rancho Drive) brings in Pro Test and Farr Beyond Driven.
• Bunkhouse (124 S. 11th St.) presents Library Science, Amirrikah, Ex-Dinosaur and Re-Write Department.
• Squiggy’s (3805 W. Sahara Ave.) has More than Mortal and Lindine at 9 p.m.
• Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) brings in The Videonasties, The Limit Club, 3 Days Later, The Gizzards and The Ryzing.
• Gipsy (4633 Paradise Road) holds Oh Snap! at 11 p.m.
• Red Room (3101 W. Sahara Ave.) has FTS Fridays.
• Ink Friday (650 S. Main St.) at Icehouse features The Day After, Solidify and One Ton Project at 9 p.m.
• Puff (1030 E. Flamingo Road) holds Latin night at 10 p.m. with a 3 a.m. afterhours.

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Hide your guillotine and stash away your boa constrictor, everyone’s favorite Freddy’s Dead actor, Alice Cooper, is doing three days at The Orleans Showroom starting tonight at 8 p.m. This is the perfect chance for those of you who can’t wait two more months for Halloween to load up on eyeliner and shiny pants. To be fair, there really isn’t a bad time for shiny pants, but still.

You know what we love best about Alice Cooper? He can worship at the twin altars of horror and metal, but still find enough room in his life for golf and zombie ballet.

Through it all, through the sneering “Billion Dollar Baby” and the bombast of “No More Mr. Nice Guy”, this is still a guy who found a way to channel his inner Kip Winger and deliver the ne plus ultra of ’80s metal videos. “Poison” has it all. Emoting frontman? Check. Gratuitous wind machine? Check. Strobe lights? Fog? Check and check. Confusing setpiece? Oh, we’ve got chains hanging in what we’re pretty sure is Don Dokken’s basement. Close-ups of a rock bimbo? Tawny Kitaen didn’t look this good humping a car. Twist ending? A double-swerve of comeuppance that Hitchcock couldn’t have come up with if he had boned Rod Serling.

The long-running sale of Scores to Rick’s Cabaret is finally concluded, with Rick’s taking over the establishment after a renegotiation of the terms of sale. What does this mean for you, the consumer? In a word: boobs. They’ll continue to be found a-plenty at the venue. Really, what more could anyone ask?

The Astronaut Farmer star Billy Bob Thornton brought girlfriend Connie Angland, son Willie and daughter, Bella, to Love at The Mirage last night where he swung backstage after the show to meet the cast and invite them to see his concert tonight at The Joint inside Hard Rock Hotel. We’re not sure if assuring everyone “it’s better than that crap Bruce Willis used to do” was really the way to drum up interest, but hey, we never had a creepy sex scene with Halle Berry, so what do we know?

Also at the show were the lads from Panic at the Disco, getting as much mileage as they can from the birthdays of Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith.

That can’t possibly be these girls’ sexy face. We’re going to go ahead and assume they just got done doing shots of pickle juice. Either way, why would they go out of their way to advertise what huge V.I. Warshawski fans they are?

Lemmy, who, as Steve Buscemi knows, is God, brought Motorhead to the House of Blues inside Mandalay Bay last night to pair with the Misfits for the best 1981 metal/punk show that 2008 could buy.

Lemmy left his fascist regalia at home — but he’s totally right about the bad guys always having the best uniforms. The Empire completely had it all over the Rebels.

After the show, Motorhead drummer Mikkey Dee made his way to LAX inside Luxor where he and his guests drank Amstel Light and, naturally, shots of Jack Daniels. We’d be crushed if it were anything else.

Half-man, half-dolphin Michael Phelps continued his “I’m the most perfect example of athletic excellence of all time” world tour with a stop at the Palms’ Playboy Club last night, where he came in with a group of 20 around 11:45 p.m. and took over two tables before leaving around 1:45 a.m.

Phelps wasn’t drinking, but according to one report, he did end up getting his flippers on the go-go dancers.

After the night was over, Phelps descended to the Palms pool where he beat Aquaman, Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner and Sonny Crockett’s cigarette boat in the 400-meter individual medley.

Criss Angel, who will open Believe — eventually, sometime, everyone insists — was at Tryst inside Wynn Las Vegas last night with on-again/off-again girlfriend Giselle Diaz. She was with a group of friends on a dance-floor table in front of Angel’s VIP table. The parties mingled before Angel and Diaz left the joint together, although reports that Angel sawed Diaz in half to make it easier to transport her out of the club are as yet unconfirmed.

Also at Tryst were Miss America runner up, Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto and Mike Tyson.