Las Vegas: Maker of dreams (if your dreams include being or patronizing a stripper), palace of intrigue (if you’re intrigued by how clubs can justify 1,000 percent markup on a bottle of vodka), place of infinite regrets (infinite being how long you’ll be paying your credit card after that last round of regrets.
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Jason Scavone is a 1998 graduate of Lex Luthor University, where he majored in Mad Science with a minor in evil Business Administration. He has since been a nonstop disappointment to his mother by failing to put that education to work, and instead taken up residence as editor of DailyFiasco.com. Although he still maintains a hobbyist’s interest in devising a chemical formula that when slipped into their respective water supplies will bring both Metropolis and Gotham City to their knees, he spends most of his time curating Fiasco, which he describes as “Las Vegas’ drinkingest, fightingest and handsomest nightlife, entertainment and gossip blog.”
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