Your presents, in this case, are bikinis. (Photo by Teddy Fujimoto | SPYONvegas.com)
There can be only one: It applies to both Highlanders and women in bikinis. … No, we can’t even say that in jest. There can always be more women in bikinis. But, there can be only one who takes home the Hot 100 grand prize today at Wet Republic. And that’s happening at noon, so you might want to suddenly come down with “stomach flu” or a “migrane” or just cut off a pinkie or something. We’re down to two official weekends of the summer season anyway. You can’t possibly want to spend them working.