Sir Paul is confused as to why a bunch of Old West robber barons keep trying to make him work on a railroad. (Photo by Erik Kabik)

Somehow forcing himself onto a stage that already has Chris Brown and Maroon 5, Paul McCartney officially joins the iHeartRadio Festival lineup September 20-21 at MGM Grand Garden Arena. He will be second-billed behind Justin Timberlake; such is the power of “Dick in a Box.”

Festival organizers are expected to include complimentary downloads of The White Album so Ke$ha fans will understand why the old man on the stage is playing bass and not yelling at them about how they’ll never find a proper husband if they don’t knock off all the gay marriage.

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