Aw, Pam made Penny Pibbets sad.
Even with Melody Sweets and Angel Porrino in the show, you just can’t make one tent nearly boobtacular enough. But Absinthe was trying last night when Pamela Anderson came in to check out the show. Good for her for staying committed to the barbed-wire tattoo, though. Most anyone else would have saved up for a lasering by now, but not Pam. She’s seeing this thing through, to stay ahead of the game for the inevitable rash of 2025 ironic hipster tribal and wire tats that’ll sweep through Space Brooklyn.