So, with a lawsuit from Crazy Horse III forcing Crazy Horse Too into a new name, owner Mike Galam’s solution was to call it Crazy Mike’s. Then, perhaps realizing that maybe the equine part of the equation is what customers want more than the crazy, he flip-flopped it to just The Horse Gentleman’s Club. And also because “Crazy Mike’s” sounded like a place where you would run into low-level members of the Latin Kings. The grand opening is still set for Saturday night.
We can’t, however, wait until some drunken tourist hops in a cab and slurs, “Take me to The Horse” and winds up in Pahrump.