Two weeks without this? It’s cruel and unusual. (Photo by Teddy Fujimoto | SPYONvegas.com)
With Memorial Day coming up next week, that means no Hot 100 on May 24. Which means this afternoon at Wet Republic is literally the last chance you’ll have to see boobs until it returns May 31. Unless you’re going to a high-ticket MDW pool party. Or a strip club. Or have the internet.
But nevermind all that: Live for today, and the work-skipping pleasures that entails at another Hot 100 selection round. Because what were you going to do instead? Sit in your office?