Keri Hilson, of insufferable “Pretty Girl Rock” fame, hit up Pure Saturday night to do “Energy” around 1:30 a.m., before asking the audience who had her albums. Which is a remarkably desperate need for validation, even by the pop-star standards. And those people are basically a giant, sucking black hole of validation.
She also told the crowd, “You are only as pretty as you feel,” which is like, demonstrably untrue. Because we’ve looked in the mirror, and no matter how much we insist, we are not a pretty, pretty princess.
Also at Pure were members of the Lions, including Ndamukong Suh. Which explains why so many guys were giving the table wide berth and covering their junk as they scooted past.