Fine, you win NASCAR. That looks really fun.
To celebrate NASCAR being in town for another year, Dale Earnhardt Jr. hopped in a Camaro and did burnouts in front of Caesars Palace and GOOD GOD what do we have to do to be able to do that? Is “have a successful NASCAR career” really the only option? Because we don’t want to start hanging out at the Speedway unless we’re sure it leads directly to Strip burnouts.
Fighter Urijah Faber and Olympic snowboarder Scotty Lago were there too, which does give us hope that a career of being punched in the face can get you Camaro burnout privileges. Because we are posititve we can get repeatedly punched in the face.